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Since it’s apparently still the topic, this is what I look like now
The Dickmaster had to survive Hell for an entire season. I came back rougher, hotter, and still better than every one of you. Cry about it
Art by @RRR_poke96
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THE JIZZLORD HAS ARRIVED, BITCHES!! ♡
No more Mammon, no more contracts, and no more PR team telling me to watch my fucking mouth
Anyway, follow me for dick jokes, questionable life choices, and occasional shameless posts about my boyfriend
#FuckYouMammon
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Fizzarolli out here looking like he’s
about to ask Kronk to pull the lever:
#helluvaboss
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So both Fizz and Barbie probably have Cashs side of the story without ever giving Blitzø a chance to tell what really happened.
Fizz at least knows know, but Barbie is still in the dark I think.
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I am certain everyone has got the wrong idea about the fire accident.
Cash doesn't think highly of Blitzø, hence him not rethinking twice selling his son to Paimon. I think he accused Blitzø of setting the circus on fire out of jealousy over Fizzarolli (since Cash favors Fizz).
I've been around since the dawn of mankind. I'm the FIRST FUCKING MAN. And it baffles me how humanity overlooks someone's fucked-up actions the second they get a sad backstory
Like, boo-fucking-hoo. They still did that shit
And that's coming from ME, the original Dickmaster
Ever since the new Helluva Boss episodes dropped, I've seen so many fucking stupid takes that it's genuinely baffling. Either half this fandom is media illiterate or you fuckers have the memory span of a goldfish
Seriously, are we even watching the same fucking show?
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They act like Stolas isn't used as a babymaker & controlled by his father who's the head of the family.
Clearly being a man didn't make a difference here.
If it's about money & power, he allowed her to do what she wants for 17 years. And she chose to abuse him for it.
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In a sense, the other person is actually Camael himself, wearing a wedding dress that is half a wedding gown and half a suit, marrying himself
#HazbinHotel
#HazbinHotelAdam
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Seeing 14 years olds here say shit about helluva boss kills me, like I say this as nicely as I can, but your take on a show that you're too young to understand low-key has no value and you should stfu about it
Thank you 😊
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Blitz conned Stolas into believing he wants him in bed, the bird's delusional ass clung to that and made a deal with the presumption that he's wanted then realized Blitz was only interested in the book so he ended the deal.
That's Helluva's simple ass plot.
Finally someone said it 😭
Both are victims of e.o. in different ways.
Stolas only came up with the deal because of the lie/fantasy Blitz put in his head to get the book.
The moment he realized Blitz may ONLY be in it out of necessity he gave him an out AND secured his livelihood
Replying to @Kurorealciel2
Blitz conned Stolas into believing he wants him in bed, the bird's delusional ass clung to that and made a deal with the presumption that he's wanted then realized Blitz was only interested in the book so he ended the deal.
That's Helluva's simple ass plot.
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Let's all try to figure out what's happening in this scene
A) Blitzø finds out Loona showed Stolas the app
B) Stolas wants to move out / comes back late often
C) something about vassago
D) Something else





































