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the first picture…. they had a 15 minute old making his senior debut for england
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What I never considered before having kids was the extent to which you need to choose shows with characters you wouldn’t mind your kids miming also. I thought people were over reacting but I swear my son got performatively whiny in a specific way when he was watching it
Everyone talks about how much children’s TV has degraded since the 90’s and how much more addictive it is today but seeing it in action is astonishing.
We’re pretty draconian about TV time and permitted shows but somewhere during a difficult pregnancy I slipped up and put Bluey on the allowed list for my 5 YO. Instant tantrums when we ask to turn it off on the weekends. Total zombie while it’s on.
Switched to the Charlie Brown and Snoopy show last weekend. I was playing the piano and 5 YO got up off the couch and asked to come practice WHILE the tv was on. He was enjoying the program but it had no real hold on him.
Wild.
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now this is what they were talking about when they said sometimes the outfit is just titties, wow!
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“im too busy for a relationship” is no longer a valid excuse. jensen huang found the time for THREE and he ran a multi billion dollar company.
lock in.
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I'm such a 'let me see your dick' type of girl
You must show me that penis, snap it and send it to me fast
"Shortly after my wedding, I discovered that my husband had a micro-penis. We’d known each other for nearly three years, but decided to wait until marriage to have sex because we were both committed Christians.
I expected our sex life to begin after the wedding, but he kept making excuses and avoiding me.
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I think Jensen Huang having time to fuck around on his wife is ultimate proof that CEO is a bullshit job and CEOs don’t really do anything. I work a pretty normal 40 hour a week and can’t imagine having the time for an affair.
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This is what I appreciate about our generation, our mothers were not sincere with us, I am really glad this generation has taken it upon themselves to be sincere with everyone.
If you’ve not given birth yet, don’t.
Me I have my own child already tho, but hey, I’m telling you, do not give birth.
Your body will change, it’s only if you’re lucky it won’t change drastically.
If you have an unkind partner, Satan has no business with you again, because you’re already seeing shege.
He will shame you, tell you that you look ugly, shame your stomach and shame your looks.
Your career will slow down, Infact, life generally will slow down, because that baby needs YOU!
And for a while you have to abandon everything, and focus on her/him.
Recovery???
Mentally and physically?
It belongs to God.
Sometimes you just never recover.
So yh, don’t. ❤️
Coworker: the answer was in the email do u not read my emails?
Me: nope I just go through the motions of what I need to do. I can’t read
CW: what u have your degree in?
Me: early childhood education so I only know my abcs and count to 10
Whole office: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me:
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Someone that lacks this kind of integrity in his personal life will absolutely cut corners in his professional life. This is exactly why intelligence services target people who are serial cheaters.
A third Jensen affair (with another NVIDIA employee) just dropped. reuters.com/technology/forme…
