ben left me responsible for the turtle while he’s on a work trip and girl??? this turtle already beefin with me!!
i randomly check up on the gaps of blake griffin (naturally, as one who’s watched the Broad City episode does) and y’all he married the founder of frankie’s bikinis just this past month??? HOT
reading “not political” in black and hispanic men’s dating profiles is disheartening. baby wym you’re not political??? in this economy????
hey man say man, i am not only excited to see my family in a week and a half but i am more importantly excited to go to waffle house after many months. thank the sweet people that make that establishment my most happiest place.
idk what @theestallion is putting in these freestyles but baby i am HOOKED.
❄️TRULY TOO COLD❄️
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If you don’t want them, please direct all mini crunch bars my way.
It’s Halloween. Be safe today pals.
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I’d like to not have to always be the one to take the lead and make the decisions & that’s referring to Friendships and romantic relationships.
every time i wear one of my silly trucker hats i feel like that one sloppy comedian from 30 Rock. crazy












