zach mettenberger guy

One day off Twitter and I have watched nothing but seinfield and cheers

My brother’s friends seeing me watch SpongeBob

Needing a stim fap rn

Tapped the fuck in

Win. The. Day.

My asshole is burning on this Saturday morning

Don’t like barstool but I like every video I see those knockers

I only go to casinos so I can smoke inside

The guns at Walmart are still safe for now

Drunk on a plane is soul plane for white people

Alright top 5 of nineties country is 1. Clint black 2. George strait 3. Dwight yoakam 4.toby Keith AND THEN at 5 is Allan Jackson (Garth brooks is a Fsg)

Man I can’t pick on who was number 3 between Clint black and Dwight yoakam in the nineties

Idc about any debate besides Dwight yoakam or Clint black as number 3 in the 90s

Sturgill was amazing when he looked and sounded like waylon but he tries too much to be different

Sturgill Simpson is way better than Johnnie blue skies and who disagrees is a political fag

Nobody fucks with cleaning windows by van Morrison but me

Happy Halloween folks

Mood rn after that round

McDonald’s gave me water instead of sprite. #notagooddayforjoe