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Moaning during sex as a guy is performative asf
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ski as how?😂
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El Nino? ❌️ Live action fire force? ✅️
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Someone graduated with 4.91 CGPA in Physics and he’s a tailor. Man, fuck this country abeg! The only country where dreams die. It’s a shame!
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girls who only speak pidgin 🚩
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i go on twitter, yab to myself, then leave.
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someone is currently in a talking stage with your girlfriend btw and he’s calling you broke and she’s saying “stopppp, he’s trying😂”
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I’m taking a break guys Leaving social media✌🏿😩🤦🏾‍♀️
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Doggy so I can see her malnourished back due to Nigeria's economy>>
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When u fell down and you though ur phone screen cracked but it's just your cervical girdle that fractured
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when my mum calls me and i have to wait a few seconds to prove to her i’m not always on my phone😂
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you sent out a package to a driver you don’t have his number? what if the driver decides to move mad and run away with the package? how would you reach the driver? so, me as a customer; i’ll be the one calling and trying to reach out to the driver? una.
Replying to @envymandias
No we sent out yesterday and they were to get it yesterday but latest this morning (cause of how unpredictable these drivers can be) she spoke to the driver herself after we sent out to the park! So like I don’t even have the drivers number that’s how seamless the interaction was
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most annoying part be say, nobody dey owe me.
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mbappe’s playing style is outdated and nowhere near ballon d’or worthy. show your fucking self on the pitch and let’s see what you can actually do with the ball. show us your playmaking, your creativity. not just running around with the ball like a fool
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wtf is toast and egg Good morning
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“why are you behaving like a woman” - a woman trying to insult a man for being stupid 😂
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E PAIN ME!!😭😭
Naija underground trap music EVERY CITIZEN MUST COLLECT CHICKEN PIE!!
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when you haven't had light all week and they restore it when you want to fetch water outside
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It's always "goodnight" but never "do you want a titty pic before u go to bed?"
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