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Obsidian

@Obsidianrayyne

I might be laid back, but I can lean forward real quick. 🏴🥶

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Joined November 2021
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We had an unannounced visitor this morning and all he wanted to do was play. 🐷🐶 So cute!
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Ken Paxton steals your fries while you are in the restroom.
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Ken Paxton farts in the elevator.
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Ken Paxton wears socks with sandals.
ACyclingLife (@Lipp1661839) profile pictureACyclingLife
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Ken Paxton skis in blue jeans and a turtleneck sweater
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Ken Paxton takes change from the offering plate at church
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Ken Paxton drives in the left lane going 4 MPH over the speed limit.
John Ales AF™️ (@IAmJohnAles) profile pictureJohn Ales AF™️@IAmJohnAlesOct 31
Ken Paxton is the guy that tells you the chemistry test has been cancelled an hour before he tells you it hasn’t.
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Ken Paxton uses his speakerphone on crowded elevators.
Janice Hough (@leftcoastbabe) profile pictureJanice Hough
@leftcoastbabeOct 31
Ken Paxton eats salsa made in New York City.
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Ken Paxton eats salsa made in New York City.
GotoChelle 🇺🇸💙 (@chelleyourself) profile pictureGotoChelle 🇺🇸💙
@chelleyourselfOct 31
Ken Paxton leaves his shopping carts in the parking spots.
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Ken Paxton leaves pee on the bathroom floor around the toilet.
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Ken Paxton uses speakerphone in a public bathroom
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Ken Paxton picks his nose and wipes his boogers on the bottom of his shoes
ACyclingLife (@Lipp1661839) profile pictureACyclingLife
@Lipp1661839Oct 31
Ken Paxton eats his ear wax.
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Ken Paxton eats his ear wax.
Al Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@lacho_ai_) profile pictureAl Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦
@lacho_ai_Oct 31
Ken Paxton pees sitting down
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Ken Paxton pees sitting down
AntifaPuddin’Pop (@Andie00471) profile pictureAntifaPuddin’Pop
@Andie00471Oct 31
Ken Paxton puts pineapple on pizza.
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Ken Paxton puts boxes of raisins in the Halloween candy bowl.
Sean O'Neill (@SeanOhhhh) profile pictureSean O'Neill@SeanOhhhhOct 30
Ken Paxton microwaves fish in the office break room
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Ken Paxton calls the cops on kids selling lemonade
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Ken Paxton tips 5% and writes “God bless” on the receipt.
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Sean O'Neill@SeanOhhhhOct 30
Ken Paxton microwaves fish in the office break room
Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 (@SaraForTexLege) profile pictureSara McGee for Texas HD 132
@SaraForTexLegeOct 30
Ken Paxton puts his cast iron in the dishwasher.
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bonky@shesbonkyNov 1
Ken Paxton leaves his shopping cart half on the grass in the parking lot
Bruce (He/Him/His) 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦 🟧 🌊 (@BruceBa21417771) profile pictureBruce (He/Him/His) 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦 🟧 🌊@BruceBa21417771Oct 31
Ken Paxton doesn't lift the toilet seat or flush.
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Ken Paxton will steal your pen
Captain Ford (@Capn_Ford) profile pictureCaptain Ford
@Capn_FordOct 31
Ken Paxton farts in a crowded elevator right before he gets out
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Captain Ford
@Capn_FordOct 31
Ken Paxton farts in a crowded elevator right before he gets out
King Ferrari XIII (@KingFri13th) profile pictureKing Ferrari XIII
@KingFri13thOct 31
Ken Paxton clips his toenails on a plane.
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Ken Paxton chews gum and sticks it under the table
Sean O'Neill (@SeanOhhhh) profile pictureSean O'Neill@SeanOhhhhOct 30
Ken Paxton microwaves fish in the office break room
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Ken Paxton puts mayonnaise on his hot dog. 🤨
AntifaPuddin’Pop (@Andie00471) profile pictureAntifaPuddin’Pop
@Andie00471Oct 31
Ken Paxton puts pineapple on pizza.
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Ken Paxton doesn’t recoil the vacuum hose at the car wash
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Ken Paxton tips 5% and writes “God bless” on the receipt.
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Ken Paxton does not like cats
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Ken Paxton tips 5% and writes “God bless” on the receipt.
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