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Everybody look at me cuz I’m sailing on a boat! Captain your own ship…Fuck MAGA #DarkArmada 🏴‍☠️

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Joined December 2025
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*ahem* Nice try
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I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Ken Paxton sneezes obnoxiously loud in public and doesn’t cover his mouth
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Guess who I am going as?
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Elon Musk is a national security risk with bitch tits.
Elon Musk is a national security risk with bitch tits.
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Ken Paxton farts in a crowded elevator right before he gets out
Ken Paxton clips his toenails on a plane.
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One small problem…The screw keeps the flap from moving too far forward and not letting you even pump gas…Once you hang the nozzle up AFTER you pump, the screw isn’t doing shit, and the transaction stops since the flap is then pushed back up 🤦🏻‍♂️ Race baiting at its finest
This incredible. Indians are the fucking worst.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Video from Riverdale NJ Shell. Officials found screws were approved tech repairs for damaged holders; no fraud/tampering/effect on pumps. "Screw scam" is a hoax with no verified cases. wrnjradio.com/no-evidence-of… snopes.com/fact-check/gas…
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Pssssst, MAGA, shut the fuck up.
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Moved here illegally, married to a rapist and sister to a pedophile. Birds of a feather, somfin somfin
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Just got Trump at his rally in Chillicothe Ohio! Sang The Epstein Plane song, called him "Pumpkin Spice Peeedo" and gave him the finger then got attacked! I'm okay I think! I do it for you! 🦒💙 – at Chillicothe, OH
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I juat got Trump in Ohio! Videos to come! @DonaldTrump – at Chillicothe, OH
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Replying to @Gerald_FordF150
She doesn’t know who she voted for ffs
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I just voted. Voted red all the way down. If your state has early voting, go vote if you haven’t already. Your vote can make a difference. 🇺🇸🗳️
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One week! One week till Election Day! Vote to root out corruption! Vote for democracy!
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Captain Ford retweeted
*ahem* Nice try
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Replying to @RealReckoningX
I totally understand why your hair and I'd assume wife, are leaving you.
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