My name isn't really 'Pastor Obvious' but I do tweet obvious things you might hear from a pastor.
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If you get an email with the subject line "Knock knock," don't open it.
It's probably just a Jehovah's Witness working from home.
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The tags on pillows can only be removed by the consumer.
If you remove a tag you must then consume the pillow.
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It's always bothered me how badly skewed surveys are simply because 100% of survey participants are people willing to take a survey.
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I put a mirror in my Bible so that I can reflect on the scriptures.
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Do you ever feel paranoid that someone is watching you?
Remember, you are not alone!
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When Jesus turned water into wine it was a miracle.
When autocorrect turned "liquid" into "liquor" I had to meet with the deacons.
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If a Catholic church has a bus ministry, would that be considered Mass Transit?
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"Light yourself on fire with passion and people will come from miles to watch you burn"
- John Wesley
"Metaphorically"
- Me
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I have a great idea for this year's Pentecost service!
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We still have a few minutes to use.
We still have a few minutes to use.
We still have a few minutes to use.
We still have a few minutes to use.
We still have a few minutes to use.
We still have a few minutes to use.
We still have a few minutes to use.
-Hillsong Worship
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I've been learning sigh language as an interpreter for the passive aggressive.
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I never got a degree.
I accidentally signed up for Collage and did 4 years of scrapbooking before I realized my mistake.
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Most people don't realize that Apple Pay is Pig-Latin for Papple.
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Submitting form Col 2:14 to the IRS to inform them that my debt was paid at the cross.
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How they explained being late vs the real reason.
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Them: How did you learn what you know about ministry?
Me:
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Angel: "You will have a child who will be the Son of God.
Mary: What?
Angel: Did I Not An-nun-ci-ate Clear-ly?
