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Kyle Ocasio

@OcasioKyle

Stressed out mom working as a stand up comic.

 new york city
kyleocasio.com
Joined July 2011
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Hey, so if anyone lost their braid, I found it on 116th st.
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This loser placed 5th at a swim meet and now it’s all our problem
Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) profile pictureRiley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_Jan 24
It's so easy to not get shot by ICE
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Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) profile picture
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@JoJoFromJerzJan 15
This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparJan 15
María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”
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Puerto Ricans was given citizenship to America in 1941 dumbass dog murderer.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) profile picturePatriotTakes 🇺🇸
@patriottakes3 Oct 2025
Kristi Noem tells Bad Bunny that ICE will be at the Super Bowl and the event should only be for Americans who “love this country”
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He’s giving the energy I bring every day to life.
Chris D. Jackson (@ChrisDJackson) profile pictureChris D. Jackson
@ChrisDJackson25 Jul 2025
OMG. This is so great. Hunter is officially my anger translator from here on out.
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erika (@yeeeerika) profile picture
erika@yeeeerika6 Jul 2025
never forget what they took from us
rip klondike choco taco

ALT rip klondike choco taco

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@JoJoFromJerz23 Jun 2025
Congrats MAGA, you did it.
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Andrew Tate is ugly as fuck.
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👀 You have got to be kidding me. theatlantic.com/politics/arc…
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling. By Jeffrey Goldberg

ALT The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling. By Jeffrey Goldberg

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Who can’t spell correspondent 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Natalie Winters (@nataliegwinters) profile pictureNatalie Winters
@nataliegwinters28 Jan 2025
War Room White House Corespondent 🇺🇸
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I'm confused as to why Americans aren't gathering en masse and burning down Washington right now
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Forcing women to birth children they don't want/can't take care of but taking away Medicaid, food stamps, WIC, free/reduced school lunches, Headstart, section 8, TNAF, and grants for childcare is ACTUALLY EVIL
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stephen@alsostephenking6 Nov 2024
sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
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Heather@HeatherR4114 Nov 2024
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Hey! Hope everyone’s having a good night! It’s been really relaxing for me. Also, this is a bummer and some of you really are dumb retards. Sorry said the R word. But it’s warranted. Also fuck you.
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the DOJ has released a statement 👇
Boosie BadAzz (@BOOSIEOFFICIAL) profile pictureBoosie BadAzz
@BOOSIEOFFICIAL20 Apr 2021
He lucky he ain’t going to jail n LOUISIANA 🍆 🍆 #bosscallwouldabeenmade
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From Richard Lewis' Twitter. I loved all 4 of these guys, and still do.
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“I’m Bi-coastal” One of the many things I want to vomit from on a flight to LA. Can we not talk about your job that no one cares about for the next 6 hours? Also I just took a Clonopine so I won’t be listening.
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Just walked through first class and accidentally hit someone with my Target bag. It felt meant to be.
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Just saw a kid dressed as a hobo. I said “you will get no candy making fun of the unhoused”
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Tonight! @carriegravenson and @funnyaaron stream standup comedy straight to your living room at 8pm ET/5pm PT! Reservations: bit.ly/LivingRoomComedy comedy from @katiecompa @JLCauvin @OcasioKyle and on Twitch on @ComedyHubLive with @kocomedy
The Living Room Comedy Show VIRTUAL Straight to your Living Room!

The Living Room Comedy Show VIRTUAL Straight to your Living Room!

The Living Room Show is going virtual! Join us for standup comedy from our living room to yours.

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