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Occam’s Battleaxe

@OccamsBattleaxe

Don’t increase the difficulty setting for your own Game of Life.

 Tucson, AZ
Joined January 2012
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Man, haven’t logged into this dumpster fire in a few years now…
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Past NFL: Jack Youngblood, DE-Rams, played through the ‘79 playoffs, Super Bowl and Pro Bowl with a broken leg. Today’s NFL: Players are out 4-6 weeks with an ouchy hangnail.
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I must be doing something right. Or wrong. 😆
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Good couldn’t convince the Neutral that it was a better option than Evil. That’s not an endorsement of Evil, just a sad commentary on the befuddled and ineffective state of Good.
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Just got a new toy delivered! 🎸🤘🏼
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I don’t believe anyone in the coming regime has used the term “bipartisanship”.
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My county is the size of New Hampshire, and 95% open desert, but once a year we shut down half the city’s roads for a day so bored rich people can cosplay the Tour De France.
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I wish more people would understand that it’s not the identity, it’s the behavior.
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JUST IN: 🇮🇱 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says the ICC's arrest warrant is "antisemitic."
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Teens: Why bother with college if I can monetize a five-second clip about spitting on a guy’s dick into a multimillion dollar industry?
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America: Ehh, I don’t feel like voting because it doesn’t matter and all my freedoms are already granted. Nothing will affect me. Trump Admin: Yeah, about that…
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Trump has an endless supply of horrific, unqualified, Right wing zealots to select for his Cabinet. If Harris had won, she might have three or four decent, knowledgeable, reliable candidates for positions (and people would still lose their shit). Why is the Right so stacked?
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This might sound odd, considering the epic damage that’s coming to us in a few months, but… Trump isn’t even a GOOD villain. There’s no deep storyline, no tragic backstory, no emotional pathos, no epic history. He’s a Cobra Commander, evil-for-the-sake-of-stupid caricature.
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Dr. Oz in charge of Medicare. Buckle up, Boomers.
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If you’re on BlueSky, let me know to follow you. You can find me there “Occamsbattleaxe” Thought about a name change, but meh, too lazy 😉
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Forget any hope of “resisting” these next years, the Dems simply don’t have the firepower. They have 2-4 years to formulate a strategy to win public confidence. They need to present a unified, sensible plan they can SELL when the public realizes how incredibly bad the GOP is.
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What I’m not hearing is a reckoning with why those critical “swing” states felt Trump was better. These next years need to be painfully honest. Back to basics. Enough with the fluff. Better candidates, with real juice.
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Let me see if I understand this. They are all about law and order, supporting the police and authority when the crime is below a certain income level. But when it’s above it, the Justice Department and the rule of law must be eliminated.
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Wait a minute… 227 pounds is “heavyweight” class? For some reason I thought these guys were a lot bigger. NFL linemen are averaging 315.
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