Madam Mayor

♕ Regina Mills / Evil Queen ♕ Has written as Regina for 2 1/2 years. ♕ Descriptive. ♕ New to Twitter. ♕ Mains? RT? ♕ #OUATRP

Happy birthday, Snow! Here's an apple for you 😉 || @OfAllurement

|| I'm so sorry for my inactivity!! I'll try and pick up a few SLs and be more active here on twitter!

|| So there's a fight going on outside admin's house and the police have been called... yikes

Toying with the decorative apple paperweight from her desk, she gazed out her office window. "It's too quiet."

"So." She tilted her head, eyebrow gracefully arching towards her hairline. "What did I miss?"

"What - did Zelena's army of munchkins finally invade the town with their lollipop guilds and team up with the dwarves?"

No, I have not been under a sleeping curse, merely busy. I presume Storybrooke hasn't collapsed in my absence?

"Oh? And why is that?"

"And what consisted of the emergency you forgot once you stumbled upon the muffins?" She raised an eyebrow, her expression neutral.

"How did you get into my house?" She crossed her arms over her chest, eyes narrowing.

"Which is why I / insist / on calling you Jefferson." She hummed, glaring over at Snow.

Humming softly, she pulled her apple muffins from the oven, setting them aside for them to cool.

+ approving the requests for new pick axes."

She glowered at her broken coffee maker. "There go my plans to get the insipid dwarves off my back by staying up late and +

"Amusing? Is that what you'd call it?" She chuckled, shaking her head.

With a muffled groan, she shut off her alarm clock. "Good morning, Storybrooke."