Jordan Mallard

Rahyne’s Pooh Bear Getting all up in her honey pot since 5/9/2019.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I’m no fool, @DanceInTheRahyn. I know what you want for Valentine’s Day… which is why I’ve made a donation to your rescue. Keep saving lives, Honey. I love that you love what you do.

I get the feeling @DanceInTheRahyn would adopt this Roo to go with her Pooh Bear and start hunting for Piglet and Tigger.

Have you missed me, @DanceInTheRahyn?

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I’m in it for the long haul, Honey. •=Winks at her.=• No way I’m rushing this.

I’m over here trying to get laid and my boss just booked me on the fast track to celibacy…

How private is that beach of yours, @DanceInTheRahyn? Will we get arrested for skinny dipping?

Wanna go for a ride, @DanceInTheRahyn?

Good news, @DanceInTheRahyn. Your boyfriend’s back.

Is it cheesy if I say I’d like to dance in @DanceInTheRahyn’s bed since we’re safe?

Wait… *you* were on the list?!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Hey, Honey? I’ve missed being all up in your pot.

Hey, @DanceInTheRahyn? Be my Valentine?

She thinks I’m thick.

If it makes you feel better, you can blow me once I can breathe again. •=Shrugs.=•

Why do I have the feeling I’ll be explaining a black eye gotten during rough sex to my boss?

To back away slowly so as not to do additional damage and give me a few quiet minutes to chill out and get through the pain.

Negative. Hard pass.