The Banker

I was faced with a braveheart! Merry Christmas all. Until we meet again... #dealornodeal

Blue blue blue! #dealornodeal

Please take it! Have pity on old man. It's Christmas! #dealornodeal

I've got a bad feeling about this. The red lady is unstoppable #dealornodeal

There's a quarter of a million reasons to watch #dealornodeal right now on @Channel4

Today dawned with a red dangerous sky. The red lady cometh. Watch the final show of on tour at 4pm @Channel4 #dealornodeal don't miss it!

I'm feeling evil today! Tune into @Channel4 for #dealornodeal at 4pm to see me destroy a happy family and spread some misery this Christmas

I can think of a quarter of a million reasons you should be watching #dealornodeal on tour this week. Unfortunately! I blame @NoelEdmonds

I have a feeling I've just done a great deal! There's something about this young lady #dealornodeal

It's a very different game now. Where's all the smiles gone? Something I said?#dealornodeal nitter.gq/dealornodeal/status/80…

Pink thing was in my space! I didn't know it was hers! I've done her a favour let's be honest.#dealornodeal

#dealornodeal there's something about this young upstart Reggie! Hope he brings her bad luck! Better than @NoelEdmonds anyway!

No journey is over until it's over... #dealornodeal

That driver looks somewhat familiar?! Sorry I pulled the wrong chord! #dealornodeal

Off on tour to spread misery to combat all this Christmas cheer with misery. Starting with a train trip to the penny platform! #dealornodeal

Off on tour to celebrate 11 amazing years of me! Thanks @NoelEdmonds for carrying my bags. At my service as usual! #dealornodeal nitter.gq/dealornodeal/status/80…

Oh dear! What a shame. Badloss it is then. #dealornodeal

Oh what a shame. No £250,000 for Goodwin. #dealornodeal

I hope this Goodwin chap doesn't live up to his name! Find out on C4 right now. #dealornodeal

Nice jumper Carl. It's #dealornodeal you're playing not golf! Even @NoelEdmonds looks stylish compared to you!