Holder of the best minutes to goals ratio in world football.

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🙌 6 minutes 46 seconds of full-time pitch celebrations #Stags 🟡🔵
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The only reason there’s any uncertainty about who will win the Ballon d’Or this year is because Harry Kane put up those numbers, not anyone else. If Mbappe or Yamal put up the numbers Kane did, everyone would already have unanimously agreed the trophy is theirs.
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Everyone kicked off when lewandowski didn't win it coz it got cancelled. Who did he play for then?
Kane, i agree is a good player but be fr man, of going to farm in Bundesliga is all it took, Kdb, salah, hazard, Haaland all would have won it by now. Not to mention kane as long as he was in England was never better than these guys
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
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Les Argentins quand on leur demande de choisir entre H*tler et Messi
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الارجنتيني عندما لا يجد لحم حمير ياكله
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الارجنتيني اذا اكتشف ان فيه طعام بالثلاجة
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What I especially love about this goal is the audacity to just bladder it
🔥 @mansfieldtownfc's form right now! Unbeaten in four, taking 10 points from a possible 12 AND a 4-1 win at the weekend! 👏 #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne
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Proper unsettling hearing a yank in the wild in England. Shouldn’t ever be hearing “Y’all need any help today” in Mansfield
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Maybe we should take him off their hands
Keillor-Dunn has been utterly atrocious, had one good game against Wimbledon and apart from that has been absolutely dog meat #swfc
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STILL one of the best gaffers in EFL. Criminally under-rated for job he does. I think #Stags could get Top 6. I said it to @GabSutton pre-season. I think they'll sneak in. They're just solid, and super savvy. A squad packed of experience. Great away win for Town 🦌🟡🔵
FULL-TIME SCENES 😍 #Stags 🟡🔵
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OK Ali G
Mee is way worse than any GK we have 😭
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Replying to @BlackpoolFC
Getting ole’d, at 4-1 down, at home to Mansfield, in the middle of a storm, might just be a new low.
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Just the 7 goals scored in a week. Unreal second half.
SEASIDE SENSATION 🏄‍♂️
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Good finish, he's needed that
OATSEYYYYYYYY 😍
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That is literal poo
£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham. Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.
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Thought we were bad
The pricing at non-league Halifax has caused a bit of a stir… £24 for an adult ticket, £20 concessions, £10 for 12-17s and £5 for under-12s. £24 to watch non-league. Thoughts?
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Fuck me we are bigger than Cheltenham
All 92 English teams, ranked smallest to biggest. Argue with your nan
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The current longest serving managers in the EFL 🚨⏳ Who will be sacked next?
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