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Lisbon, PT
Joined December 2011
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When your crush tells your dad #malfoid
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Please, wishlist Super Woden GP 3! store.steampowered.com/app/4…
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Dumbledore: HARRY AND DRACAENA ARE OUTSIDE THE GREAT HALL DATING, AND I ANSWER WITH 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ZILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!! McGonagall: ALBUS, THAT IS NOT HOW THE HOUSE POINT SYSTEM WORKS! Dumbledore: SILENCE, MINERVA! TRUE LOVE HAS NO LIMITS! Snape: They are merely standing outside the door. Dumbledore: AND YET, SEVERUS, THEY ARE STANDING TOGETHER! A GRYFFINDOR BOY AND A SLYTHERIN GIRL! A LOVE STORY THAT WILL SHAKE THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF HOGWARTS! Harry: Professor, we were just talking. Dracaena: And I was telling Potter to stop being an idiot. Dumbledore: ANOTHER BILLION ZILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR! McGonagall: ALBUS!!! Dumbledore: AND TEN BILLION ZILLION POINTS FOR HOLDING HANDS! Harry: WE AREN'T EVEN HOLDING HANDS! Dumbledore: NOT YET, MY BOY. NOT YET. Dracaena: POTTER, GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE THIS OLD MAN MAKES US HEAD BOY AND HEAD GIRL! Dumbledore: EXCELLENT IDEA! ANOTHER QUINTILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
DUMBLEDEORE LITERALMENTE FALA ISSO UM ZILHÃO DE PONTO PARA GRIFINÓRIA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Petunia first noticed how long Dudley spent in the sitting room. The portrait had been hung beside the fireplace. Malfoid regarded the household with exquisite composure, her silver frame making everything around it appear faintly inadequate. Dudley sat beneath her for hours. When Petunia suggested moving it, he objected with a certainty that disturbed her. A moment later, he admitted that looking at the girl made him feel dreadful. Looking away was worse. Then, one afternoon, Vernon found him beneath the stairs. His son had folded himself onto Harry’s old bed. He was speaking quietly, his eyes lowered, his hands clasped around his knees. Vernon asked what he was doing. Dudley continued as though the question had never reached him. The beautiful girl was telling him things. Cruel things. Whenever he thought it was over, something else began. He could still see it with his eyes shut. Vernon bent towards the doorway. He wanted to interrupt, to demand a sensible explanation, but his son was struggling with a distinction for which he had no answer: these did not feel like Dudley’s memories. Why, then, did he seem to remember them? At last, the mumbling stopped. “Dad?” Vernon had always known what to do when Dudley wanted something. He could buy it, arrange it, or find somebody to blame. He stood outside the cupboard, unable to give his son a single reassuring word. Behind them, in the sitting room, Miss Malfoy remained beautifully silent. #Malfoid #HarryPotter #Yearning
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I KNOW, I KNOW! I said I wasn't going to upload anything else! 💀 BUT THEN the U.S. Department of Education posted a Malfoid-related image, and the fandom went absolutely wild again. LMAO. So, to celebrate, here's one last little SNAKE PEEK! 🐍💚 And this time, I MEAN IT. SEE YOU IN NOVEMBER! 🎬🔥 #HarryPotter #HarryPotterAU #Malfoid #Malfoy #TheYearnNeverEnds
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Do u guys enjoy this style? (1/2) #malfoid
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Book 4 is now finished, and we start book 5 tomorrow. There are no brakes on this train, and I am dumb as hell. Doc1: docs.google.com/document/d/1… Doc2: docs.google.com/document/d/1… Ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/94… Discord: discord.gg/TkgDma4CC Kofi: ko-fi.com/guardbro art by @sizue98
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60 FPS is commendable, but what blows my mind even more is the UI and all the menus that are fixed for 16:9
PS1の名作『リッジレーサー TYPE 4』が、チートコードだけで大幅にパワーアップ可能な事が発見される!! なんとこちら「日本語版のリッジレーサー TYPE 4」 を対象に、フレームレートを60fpsに引き上げられるほか、16:9のワイドスクリーン化が可能に。 更にミニマップへのライバル車の位置表示、オープニング映像のワイド化まで実現など、PS1エミュレーター上で複数の機能を追加できる、とは本当に驚きのチートコードでしかない。 gbatemp.net/threads/i-create… 勝手移植でしかできないと思われていた事が、エミュレーター + チートコードで可能になったというのは、マジで凄い話だぞッッ!!
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Peak.
Finally, Lumos Lumos Final Season…
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Dracaena spotted Harry talking to Hermione in the corridor. Her eye twitched. Dracaena: Potter! Potter! Harry: What? Dracaena: Did you talk to that Mudblood again? Harry: Eh, yeah? Dracaena marched toward him, grabbed his tie, and pulled him down until their faces were dangerously close. Dracaena: Listen carefully, Potter. If you ever talk to that Mudblood again, and I catch you doing it, you will get it! Harry: Why? She's just a friend. Dracaena: THAT'S THE PROBLEM! She released his tie, turned around, and stormed away with her face burning red. Dracaena: (Why can't you understand, you dense idiot?! I want to be the only girl you look at!) Harry stood there, adjusting his tie. Harry: ...Huh. Weird. He shrugged and walked away. Harry: Anyway, I wonder where Ron is.
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this is still being negotiated between council and parliament so “approved” is misleading here but rest assured that if they dare to pass this shit i will try to post a list of all the names in parliament who voted for it and make it easily accessible AND searchable
‼️ EU governments approved a GDPR change to let companies train AI on Europeans' personal data without consent. It makes AI training a possible "legitimate interest", judged case by case. Parliament must still agree. Max Schrems calls it a "digital expropriation" of Europeans.
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A reminder to all the Yearners in the Malfoid tag.... While the algorithm does plot against things trending for long times... what you can do to help combat that is remember to interact with the posts you like. I know that it's easy to fall into the habit of just clicking likes and reshares, but this actually doesn't promote the spreading of content beyond a certain reach... and certainly not after they've started throttling the tag. Leave a comment on art you like or reshare, even if its just simply to say why you like it. Engage in discussions of story snippets and rewrites. Not only does this help with getting content seen more broadly (The algorithm favors engagement), it also bolsters and encourages those creators to keep making content (Yes, egos must be fed). So, if you like a particular artist or piece of art, remember to engage with it! #MalfoidMonday #HarryPotter #Malfoid
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"Harry, that guy Seamus, from your class. You'd consider him a friend right?" "He talks about his mother quite a lot, that Seamus. Did I ever tell you that I knew his mother?" "Yes, yes, we were quite good 'friends' in school. But that's not important, back to Seamus." "I'm quite sure Seamus has told you at some point how he's afraid of banshees? And that once upon a time, when he was very young, he heard one?" "Anyway, the point that I'm trying to make is, I'm afraid I might be responsible for that. You see one night when I was very, very drunk, me and her... you know..." "Well let's just say that young Seamus was not hearing a banshee." "Oh there's no lesson in this Harry, but if you want I can give you some tips so you can do the same for that Malfoid girlfriend of yours?" "I believe her mother wanted two full Quidditch teams?"
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Luna: Why are you all idiots in my room?! Hermione: It suits us. Luna: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL! Pansy: Hahaha! Calm down, Luna! Luna: I WILL THROW YOU ALL OUT OF THE WINDOW! Dracaena: Anyway, here's the candy you asked for. Luna: ARGH! GIVE IT HERE! Luna snatched the candy from Dracaena and immediately began eating it. Pansy: So, Dracaena, when did your hair turn white? Daphne: Yeah, it really suits you! Hermione: I was wondering about that, too. It looks quite natural. Dracaena: Well, my father said it's a trait from our family. Apparently, some members of the Malfoy family can develop white hair. Pansy: Seriously? That's actually pretty cool! Dracaena: Obviously. White hair suits me perfectly. Daphne: Hahaha! There she goes again! Dracaena: What? It's true! Hermione: And I suppose Harry noticed it, too? Dracaena: ... Pansy: OHHHHHH! SHE'S BLUSHING! Dracaena: I'M NOT BLUSHING! Daphne: Then why are your cheeks red? Dracaena: BECAUSE THIS ROOM IS TOO HOT! Luna: My room is cold. Dracaena: LUNA, SHUT UP! Luna: I'm going to kill you all. Pansy: Hahahahaha! 😂
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The white hair of her Harry sat in the Hogwarts classroom beside Ron when he suddenly noticed Dracaena sitting by the window. The afternoon sunlight illuminated her long white hair, making it shimmer like silver silk. Harry: Huh? Hey, Ron, since when does Dracaena have white hair? Ron: Don't know. Why? Harry: ...Huh. It really suits her. Ron: Huh? Ron turned toward Harry, only to find his friend staring at Dracaena. Ron: Harry? Mate? Are you listening? Harry: ... Ron: Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Across the classroom, Dracaena noticed Harry looking at her. At first, she smiled proudly, but when she realized he wasn't looking away, her cheeks turned pink. Dracaena, internally: W-Why is Potter staring at me?! Has he finally realized how beautiful I am? Obviously, he has! But why won't he stop looking?! She tried hiding her face behind her book. Harry continued staring. Even when the lesson began, Harry occasionally glanced toward her. By the end of class, Dracaena could barely concentrate. Finally, she marched straight toward him. Dracaena: Come here, Potter! Harry: Huh? What is it? Dracaena: What's with all those stares?! You never even wanted to look at me before, let alone think about me! So what's gotten into you?! Harry: Oh, that? He smiled at her. Harry: Your white hair. It suits you very much. It's lovely. Dracaena: W-Well, of course it suits me! I'm Dracaena Malfoy! What else did you expect?! Harry: Hahaha. Yeah, you're right. Dracaena: A-And what do you want, Potter?! Harry stepped closer, gently brushing a strand of her white hair away from her face. Then he softly held her cheeks, looking into her eyes. Harry: It's really beautiful. And cute, too. Dracaena: P-Potter?! Harry: I love it. For once, Dracaena had absolutely nothing to say. Her face turned scarlet. Dracaena, internally: HE LOVES IT?! HE LOVES MY WHITE HAIR?! HARRY POTTER LOVES SOMETHING ABOUT ME?! Harry: Can you keep it like this? It's so beautiful. Dracaena: I-I-I...! She looked away, trying desperately to recover her dignity. Dracaena: F-Fine! I'll keep it like this, okay? Hmph! Only because you asked! Dracaena, internally: YES, HARRY! FOR YOU! I'LL KEEP IT WHITE FOREVER IF YOU WANT! Harry: Thank you, Dracaena. He gave her another warm smile. Dracaena clutched her book against her chest, her heart racing. Dracaena, internally: HE THANKED ME! HE SMILED AT ME! HE TOUCHED MY HAIR! Ron, watching from behind them: ... Ron: Bloody hell. He's finally fallen for her hair. Dracaena: RON, I CAN HEAR YOU! Ron: AND I CAN SEE YOUR FACE TURNING RED! Dracaena: SHUT UP! Harry simply laughed, still admiring her beautiful white hair. And for the rest of the day, Dracaena couldn't stop smiling.
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It’s been a while since I last posted anything related to Super Woden GP 3. This is the latest model I’ve created, along with its Touring Car version. I’m continuing to model more vehicles, but my main focus now will be preparing a trailer (finally! 😅). Add it to your wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/4…
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Replying to @ThePrussian1
Malfoid really said:
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I have found the cutest #Malfoid ever 🥰
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