Charisma. Uniqueness. Nerve. Talent.
London, England
Joined December 2020
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The reality that this gibbering imbecile is the President of the USA is not remotely funny but this clip did make me laugh my head off (or as a Trump would put it, lskdjrjehxhjshsh)
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Just thought I'd nip over to check on the old lady over the road, and fair play to her, at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch.
There was no answer. I'll pop back next year.
I hope James Acaster is donating his entire fee to his charity. Amazed he didn’t reveal Maya and Kenny as well. #CelebrityTraitors
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Possibly the best thing I've seen on this site 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Because everybody’s voice goes squeaky when everything is totally fine … tick tock Honest Bob. On course to lose his seat in the next election. Squeak harder piggy.
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Christmas Eve, 1843. Marley is as dead as a doornail.
But for Scrooge, the night is far from over…
Come and join us for the UK premiere of Geoffrey Simon Brown’s fun-filled and faithful retelling of a much-loved Christmas story.
Runs 8-30 December.
Info: bit.ly/4ePK3sm
I have no interest in Farage’s latest victimhood. But why do they say prayers in Parliament? I didn’t know that, surprised “patriots” haven’t kicked off there’s not a full Mass before starting the childish bickering. Or is that not allowed because something something Muslims?
FFS I thought I’d got to the end of the fairy porn series and now Twitter is telling me she’s released another one? Who is left to yearn after some bloke with wings? Oh God, not the drip sister?
What the fuck have I just watched?
And some people think our PM is making the country look bad by going on TV to raise money for a cancer charity …
Seems to me that being a mixed race woman who married a prince is a bigger crime than abusing underage girls. Shall we blame Meghan for the nonce formally known as Prince Andrew as well?
Why didn’t any of the senior Royals work with vulnerable children to atone for Andrew’s abuse? Meghan is well aware that the royal family has form for covering up for paedos. The media are now attacking her instead of her father so do you blame her for not going public?
So Prince William appeared on Graham Norton’s celeb chat show to promote a worthy initiative.
Yay! He’s so relatable!
Andy Burnham went on Gogglebox to raise money for a cancer charity.
Boo! He’s an attention seeking fraud.
Make it make sense?
Penneth_Official (she/her) #ChildlessCatLady retweeted
Jeez, people, stop being so mean about Katie Zacharia.
Language isn’t her first language.
My first media briefing as the new White House Press Secretary went really well. I’m so good at it, I got the whole thing done in 14 minutes.
#KatieZacharia #LizTruss #Lettuce #Titleofyoursextape
