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NYC x SF
Joined July 2010
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I AM BREATHING NEW YORK KNICKS CHAMPIONSHIP AIR RIGHT NOW
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I need Nathan Fielder to spend 30 days living with them
JUST IN: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang could face a potential $81,000,000,000.00 divorce settlement following his affair β€” the largest in history.
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I need Carson Benge to win this
This trio of NL rookies broke out in a big way in 2026. Which one’s your NL ROY pick?
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this bitch just told me everybody business then asked β€œso what u been up to?” nothing bitch!
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They even gentrified the β€œnew york is dead” conversation lmao that’s some next level shit right there
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Hang the β€œmedia buzz after return to alma mater” banner next to the β€œIG likes” banner
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got a lightskin friend look like Vybz Kartel got a darkskin friend look like Vybz Kartel
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Ball knowledge so elite I remember seasons from players who don’t even got a player profile pic lmao
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Jacob deGrom literally just wants to throw the baseball. Nothing more. He doesn’t want to be the face of a franchise and that’s okay. Mets fans gotta stop fantasizing about a reunion. It wouldn’t work out.
Jacob deGrom found the New York media β€œoverwhelming” and he would likely not waive his no-trade clause to go back, per @chelsea_janes
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You turn 30 and suddenly cringe when you check the nutrition facts on something and see the amount of added sugar
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I will say though, part of the cringe is knowing you should have been this sugar conscious wayyy sooner lol
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Regularly having your starting pitchers throw 7+ innings
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Shorty dont know that I be knowing
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People with all they fancy cameras but still can’t compose an interesting shot
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woke truly hasn’t returned until the metrocard is back
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Aww whats wrong with being a minority? Does this country treat minorities differently or something?
White people will soon be the minority in a country we built
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Used 2 halves of the same Max Scherzer season lol
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watching an active shooter in the workplace training but i work from home
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