A moving man will surely meet his luck..

Mars 🛸
Joined July 2023
Replying to @elsdawg
I once saw a 5’9 Nigerian striker Julius Aghahowa jump in between two 6’3 Swede defenders, score the header and proceeded to do 7 backflips. I switched to track and basketball immediately 🥲
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Aaron McGruder was right
SNEAK PEEK: "White women are more sexually free." An unpopular opinion or a hot take with some truth? 👀 The conversation is just getting started. Don't miss the series premiere of #NickCannonAtNight TONIGHT at 10/9c on BET!
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Vinicius is mentally out of this team, they’ve pushed him out successfully .
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Adulthood is realising that speaking Yoruba isn't enough. You also need to know what to say when someone dies, gives birth, gets married, and everything in between 😭
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Oyibo Suit Wearers: "Privatisation Solves Everything😇👼🏾" Nigerian Mechanical Monkeys: "YESSAH!" *Nigeria privatises electricity distribution* Nigerian electricity user: *Receives penalty from private company for "loss of revenue" after installing solar panels* The Invisible Hand of the Market, ladies and gentlemen 🫶🏾
*EKEDC IN DESPERATION* ___________ I installed an 18kW solar power system at my property in Lekki Phase 1, relegating EKEDC supply to a backup status. Since then, I have been having more frequent visits from personnel of Eko Electricity Distribution Company (EKEDC), coming to check my prepaid meter. On one of those visits, the EKEDC team stood watching the meter for motion to indicate consumption. When the meter wasn't moving, they called me to say they suspected I had bypassed the meter. I told them I had enough solar power for my daytime needs and only used their supply as a backup for the dark hours. To prove this to them, I switched on my inverter bypass for about 2 minutes so my consumption would be from EKEDC. They saw the meter rotating normally. They were visibly upset and one of them mumbled something like _"This ọ̀gá no wan gree us chop"_. They left. Today (19-Oct-2026), three of them came to my premises with a notice of disconnection. The last time I loaded an EKEDC token was in July 2026 and I still had ample units left. When I asked why they would disconnect me, they said the reason was "LOR" (Loss of Revenue). They said my slow consumption indicates a faulty meter and I had to pay them ₦112,606 for loss of revenue. I told them my meter was not faulty and that they could test it if they wanted. The lady said they were losing revenue and they had to make up for it. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be angry. I have no intention of paying EKEDC a dime for its loss of revenue due to my taking steps to protect my interest. But, I share this story for all who are investing in solar power to know that the DisCos are now desperate. They now have "Loss of Revenue" as a reason for your disconnection from their supply. It is simply that they are not making enough money from you. I am waiting for EKEDC to disconnect me from their grid before I lodge a formal complaint to the regulatory authority. We are in interesting times in Nigeria! Raphael Awoseyin 19-Oct-2026
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Ain’t no pussy on this planet worth you fucking up your motion over.
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Nobody asked but I released some swimwear via runway show couple days ago. 😅 enjoy yall day.
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Nah
Pass the ball maybe?
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"Look, I'm a former escort AND slut"
Look, I'm a former escort AND slut Men straight up cannot get hard if they think you're not into it Men hesitate mid-sex if they suspect you so much as winced I promise my sample size is higher than yours, and no, most men are not into sex a woman doesn't want I am not here for women who pretend most men are passive-aggressive predators, cuz they're not
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exhibit A :
A record label can sign you to keep you from competing with their main artist.
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I wish they knew just how funny they are
当马儿第一次吃到香蕉,香到停下来思考人生....
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ilorin people btw, them think say them be the saudi arabia of africa.
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this tweet can rest now
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This is exactly what a 140m player should look like
What a substitute performance from Yan Diomande. VIni is riding that bench
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He’ll call Shaw fat, tell Ineos to fuck off and get sacked
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Once again, learn how to completely evict all forms of western mainstream unidirectional media from your life. As an African, the ability to do this is an important life skill. The muzungus are NOT your friends. I don't know how many times I will say this before it gets through.
Nigerians must pick between Goodluck Jonathan, an utter failure, and Buhari, a former dictator econ.st/1LTIaGY
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Replying to @Babymoon_5
She had YOU DOIN A 360?
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Calling African ethnic groups tribes instead of Nations is where the original sin is. The Hausa and Yoruba Nations have higher populations than France and England.
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And sometimes your obsession with love is due to joblessness, get a fucckin job my bruda !
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auto translate is undoing decades of anti chinese and pro japanese propaganda in the span of like a year
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la pija detecta cuando la mujer no es pura de corazon por eso no se para
dejemos de hablar de la gente q no quiere cojer con 30 años y empecemos a hablar de como a los tipos jovenes a la mitad no se les para la pija, sintoma de epoca tmb
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