It was fun while it lasted. https://nitter.gq/t.co/IiwI7kDnnY
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Rando on Twitter: "gee...for a sociologist you're not very sociable."
I've studied people for far too long to be sociable. I drink too much, I swear a lot. I don't take kindly to the wilfully ignorant. If you want 'sociable', go talk to a guidance counselor or something.
"It's one of those things a person has to do; sometimes a person has to go a very long distance out of his way in order to come back a short distance correctly."
— Jerry, in The Zoo Story
"The Lord will keep you from all harm— he will watch over your life; the Lord will watch over your coming and going both now and forevermore. Except you, Flavius, you're fucked."
“Hey, Siri, play me a sad song.”
“Okay.”
Guessing this was based on my playlist…
youtu.be/SloVvZdNuXA?si=unlC…
Hey, Reaper.
Listen mate, what part of the assignment did you not understand? Wrong person, again. Your annual review is coming up and fuckups like this aren't going over well. Get the fat orange cunt or give the job to someone else.
