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White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow
No way they got Sansa Stark & Alan Shearer stood next to each other, what in the multiverse #BallonDor
Saka out here winning awards for activism at a football ceremony, put the fries in the bag bro it’s 9:45pm #BallonDor
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today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful












