@OhffsRyan

Occasionally offensive, always sarcastic, never serious.

Joined July 2010
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Ry@OhffsRyanFeb 14
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Me trying not to stare at the girl with massive tits sat opposite me on the train
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Asked him if I could have a go on Lucy Pinder and he just chuckled 馃挃
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Goosebumps 馃ス

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Doesn鈥檛 press Doesn鈥檛 attack Doesn鈥檛 shoot Doesn鈥檛 track back Doesn鈥檛 pass Doesn鈥檛 cross Doesn鈥檛 progress the ball Doesn鈥檛 create Doesn鈥檛 get into good attacking positions Doesn鈥檛 run Doesn鈥檛 push for the ball No urgency
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HOW ARE FANS CLAPPING YOU SAD SAD SAD CUNTS
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King Power out. Sack the board. Shout it loud. Change needs to happen.
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FT: Leicester 0-1 Swansea
Josh Holland
@joshhollandLCFCApr 11
Swansea City have not won an away league game against Leicester City since October 1950. #LCFC have won 8 of their last 10 league games against Swansea.
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Could be generational meltdown on Leicester twitter today
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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IM GONNA KILL MYSELFFFFFF
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WOWWWWWWW
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DAKAAAAAAAA
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WHAT A DIVINE GOALLLL
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If Leicester win tonight I鈥檒l give everyone who likes this 拢10
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GIVING AWAY A PREMIER LEAGUE 2026 TOPPS CHROME HOBBY BOX! (worth approx. 拢250) Just like/retweet and follow and reply "DONE!" Will pick a winner on Friday the 13th!
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You stupid cunt Reid
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League one tour pending 馃敟馃敟馃敟
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