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Mum to E and F. Documenting their quips.

Joined November 2009
F: I don’t want dinner, I just want food! Me: Dinner is food. F: Oh I did not know that.
Me: E how about we get you dressed into something warmer? E: No I'm too cold!
F: Mum does vegemite taste like poo? Me: No mate. F: Well it could be poo. Me: it’s not, it’s vegemite. F: ok, I’m not eating the poo.
What job would you like to do when you are big? E: I’m not into teachers anymore cause I’m scared of wrestling baddies when they break into my school and come into my class. I don’t want to wrestle them to keep them self. I don’t know. It will take about a year to think about
Because we were waiting so long in the chemist E yelled out 'what is that bloody Doctor doing?' 😳😫🐵
Me: I can’t wait to have a coffee after this walk. E: I’m going to spin around for ages after this walk. F: I’m going to flick E’s tooth out after this walk.
E: I don’t want to be mean, but when you lay like that it looks like you have coconuts for boobs.
@Meshel_Laurie your hair is amazing tonight!!!
@MeshelandTommy @Tommy_little maybe they weren't talking about his face?
#celebchrissie for the win all the way. What a truly beautiful person you are @ChrissieSwan #imacelebrityau
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