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Århus
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Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
Så lige denne sidste hilsen😔 nitter.gq/i/status/2092309743981…
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
Nedenstående oversigt viser meget fint, at FIFA er ingenting uden UEFA. FIFA’ s præsident har overspillet sine kort, og projekt FIFA Forward Enterprise med involvering af private investorer er droppet. Men ikke nok med det: Infantino bør ikke genvælges på den kommende kongres ⚽️
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
Okay, wow. By accusing us of “fake news” with „Man City bidding“ (never reported) you’ve unfortunately crossed a line.
I never wanted to bring this up, but your Klopp report was simply ridiculous and disrespectful to every journalist who actually does proper reporting. One day after the DFB had already named him in its official statement, you posted a “here we go”. Posting a signing soon and it’s almost one week later. I honestly thought you’d have the decency not to do that.
Anyone could have posted that Klopp HWG because it was obvious he was going to become Germany’s head coach. Your report was based on probability, not on actual agreements.
As long as you keep deleting false „here we go’s“ and posting results minutes before the final whistle just because of algorithms and the need to be first in the race against 433 and score apps, only to delete them five minutes later because Neymar scores, you should probably keep a lower sound overall. The same applies when you fail to credit the original source in a large share of your Instagram posts.
Do your business. We’ll do ours. But accusing others of spreading lies is quite ironic coming from someone in your position. Good night.
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
Vi søger dommer til vores fodboldstævne for syvmandshold, Mbete Cup. Finder sted lørdag 1. August 10-17. Plejer at være vildt hyggeligt! Stævnet er velgørende, og derfor kan vi kun tilbyde flaske vin og god oplevelse. Måske noget for ung dommer, der skal ha’ kampe under bæltet?
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
AGF sikrede sig det mest suveræne mesterskab i seks år 🏆
Læs meget mere om aarhusianernes imponerende DM-guld i vores Performance Rapport 📈 superliga.dk/nyheder/perform…
#sldk | #ditholdvoresliga
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
H̶y̶d̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶k̶s̶
̶T̶o̶m̶ ̶C̶r̶u̶i̶s̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶p̶t̶a̶l̶k̶s̶
̶H̶a̶l̶f̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶
̶T̶r̶u̶m̶p̶
Tak for VM USA, now lets make football great again!! #vmdk
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
Absolute chaos in the UEFA Conference League qualifier between Malta’s Hamrun and NSI of the Faroe Islands.
Hamrun were convinced the ball had gone out for a goal kick, so they picked it up.
Referee awarded a 91st-minute penalty.
Hamrun lost 2-1 and 3-2 on agg.
Incredible.
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
Infantino er en rigtig kammerat! Men skal han have lov til at ødelægge fodbolden? 🧵1/8
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
Min konto her er efterhånden blevet så begrænset, at jeg har valgt at flytte mine opslag til @casper_delinde.
Der kommer derfor ikke nyt indhold her.
Hvis du vil følge med fremover, så hop gerne med. Del meget gerne opslaget. #sldk #fcndk
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
BRUG FOR HJÆLP 🚨
Jeg kunne godt bruge lidt Twitter-love. Jeg leder efter mit næste job og brænder pt. inde med mange idéer og historier, jeg gerne vil have ud og leve.
Jeg trives med dag-til-dag eksekvering og projekter med længere perspektiv. Jeg vil bare formidle 🙏
RT! ❤️
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
So far at the 2026 FIFA Epstein Cup before a ball kicked:
- Senegal & Uzbekistan squads treated like criminals upon arrival given full cavity searches;
- Africa’s best referee sent back to Somalia despite having a diplomatic passport;
- Iraq team photographer sent back despite valid visa;
- AIPS (international sport journalist association) calling on FIFA to sort out unacceptable visa issues of African & Iranian journalists;
- 90% of Moroccan fans with tickets denied entry
- 14 members of Iran backroom staff denied visas
Not a word from Gianni ”today I feel black/gay/disabled etc” Infantino.
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
Brøndby IF indfører prisloft i udebaneafsnittet 🏟
Fra næste sæson koster billetter maks. 150 kr. for gæstende fans på Brøndby Stadion, og det bliver således billigere at tage turen til Vestegnen.
❝Vi har en opgave i at gøre det så attraktivt som overhovedet muligt at tage til fodbold, og vi ønsker at anerkende dem, der tager turen på tværs af landet for at støtte deres hold,❝ lyder det fra Thomas Skov, der er ansvarlig for fanoplevelsen på Brøndby Stadion.
Læs mere her: brondby.com/nyheder/herrer/2…
Master Salling 🫀 retweeted
Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.
Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
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