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Went to pick up MissT from her revision lesson & came home with her & this👇. Lonnnng story involving a random stranger & a skateboard.... &if anyone knows the guy who is sharing a photo of a duckling & a skateboard, please give him big hugs from us 🤗😍

Hands up who didn't get the crime scene earring memo...

Just to clarify, when I've said that I rotate in bed at night (for the past FEW years) that I'm like a spit roast..... What I meant was I constantly rotate in bed at night whilst trying to sleep & should've said I was like a rotisserie...... just kinda....erm...offs!

Fricking dog nicked my Only Fans name.

The "Accused Formerly Known As Prince" getting into the spirit of incarceration a few years ago..... 🤣

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television......

" 'int milk brilliant!"

When you do the bangy spaghetti thingy..... & fail miserably....

Sound of Music. What's going off? The Captain's wife dies 7yrs previously. The youngest 2 kids out of the 7 are 5 & 6yrs old.... 🤔🤔🤔

My intelligent 18yr old has just come out with this! Something to kick-start your day 🤣 @elliecolton_ @chelseymward

This. Just. This.

Listening to this 👇 at the mo. A fab 3rd series @Lucy_Worsley.

Think I just had something pretty rare land on me. Is this an Alder Beetle? #alderbeetle

Anyone got a clue? Sure I didn't plant this...

Show us yer teefers!

Really Metro? Really?

I. Am. Crying. The product.... The picture.... The wording.... Kate's photo-shop has NOTHING on this! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 (& Why did it pop into my head that @becmeas would spit out her Pot Noodle at this!🤣😂🤣).

I am needing Crochet ideas.... Feeling dispondant but I do NOT want the IMPOSSIBLE suggested. No blankets... I am blanketed out. Ideas for Easter, Halloween & Christmas very welcome. Plus little gifty projects. Hulp!