John Gally Ports

Big boi palm olive naturale Gimmie some of dat creamy hand wash fam Contributing to the shared house like an absolute spicy ledge

Boys, I'm absolutely gagging a DC (Diet Coke)

Normalize saying "I've got to scadaddle" instead of "Im leaving you and the kids"

Interior. A spa. Masseuse: please de-robe. Customer: How about you robe deez nuts. Chaos ensues.

I doubt that, tents aren't electric

These are Snagglepuss' streets

Finally a place where I can get pizza the way it used to be a-made

Thought I was gonna be lonely on my 8 hour trip to Toronto. Queen Lizzy keeping me company once again

This guys taking ages

I'm leaving the UK on Friday but everyone I've said bye to thinks I'm dead and are surprised when I message them 😔

The one year I don't go to Edinburgh Fringe and my one man show is getting bombarded with 5 star reviews? 🤔

Sure, Footballs finally home, but now what...?

Guy on the bus is seriously doing balloons right now and everyone's laughing at him

I actually like the feeling of suffocating heat

Everyone thinks they're Batman until it hits 28°c outside and you realise Joker was right all along

For the last time, I'm not dying

What is human juice to you? Everyone I've asked has said cum, and I'm worried this survey is turning into filth :(

Gives us what we want #dalle #Fortnite