Domino

Shit. What a waste of a perfectly good day. Oh well. Sometimes you just gotta sleep.

Beer me.

Why the hell do people think I've dated @MotorMouthMerc?? What did I ever do to deserve this?

Damn I miss him.

But Nate and I... Well, he takes after his mom and he dies a lot. It's a lot to handle.

I've never even dated Logan. We just get naked from time to time.

Seriously, who makes this shit up?

Colossus?? I'm not dating Colossus! I haven't been on a date since the 90s and my hair was long.

Boom Boom! I swear to God if you don't stop playing Uptown Funk, I'll shoot the damn ihome!

I miss Nate. I miss his big, hulking arms and our stupid dates.

I don't want to be anywhere near a Deadpool. Though @MotorMouthMerc seems to be the only 'Pool who doesn't think I'm in love with him.

So Warren found out his pull out game is weak in the future?

@ComedicPsycho *makes a face* Which old days, Wade?

@ComedicPsycho Ew.

Too much green beer for Tabby means I get thrown up on. Get it together, Tab!

I need a damn shower.

I don't even know what the hell is going on anymore.

It sucks being banned from all the casinos in Vegas and Atlantic City. And none of them can prove I cheated.

I didn't cry when Nate died a hundred times. I'm sure as hell not going to start for Logan.

If anyone needs me I'll be on a bender.