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Generational Wealth Fumbler 🤝 $ETH $SOL $BTC $DOGE

Joined November 2019
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Rihanna and Asap Rocky dressed up as Naruto x Hinata for Halloween😍
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Prices in the US have absolutely lost the plot. $20 for a burger and fries $4.37 a gallon for gas $80+ for a driving lesson $3+ for a bottle of soda $25-$30 for a basic takeout meal $30+ for a short Uber ride $150+ a week for groceries for one person $170+ a night for a “cheap” hotel Rent prices through the roof Everything costs more and somehow wages never seem to catch up. At this point we’re just getting robbed.
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How do these crypto devs keep constantly make Robin Hood type moves in the space.
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being an adult feels like " if I just get through this week, I'll be okay". but it's every damn week😭
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niggas pray all night for success then wake up and hop on ig reels
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Everytime I see a video that saids buy $btc I go and buy $100 worth.
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4 days. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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We driving toy cars these days
Ladies and Gents - I present to you a 1973 Chrysler New Yorker's exquisite crash safety features😎
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This was a setup, the Chrysler pulled up later to take the picture, in the Reddit post, you csn see the actual vehicle the the white Kia collided with. reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/Z…
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The celeb artist music playbook is to stir up some fake beef 🥩 Get relevant again Drop an album Make bank
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Americans under estimated what a unified country will do in a mere 10 years.
flashy neon lights on buildings aren’t infrastructure
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Men figure out really quick that nobody gives a shit
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As you grow older, you begin to understand: your father was just a man trying his best with what he knew. Forgive him. He was living life for the first time, too.
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Another lunch. Another heartwarming note from the wife 🫠
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the chonks PLAYGROUND is now live 🟨 83,300 chonks rigged up for your enjoyment 🟨 anyone can play, on mobile or desktop 🟨 your personal playground 🟨 easter eggs & more link & thread below - lfc!
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just rolled my first joint! 🥰 how’d I do?
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Institutions hate the fact they gotta buy higher than retail on $btc
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Feeling like dog shit God giveth and god taketh
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Signed up for some bath water brothers.
You kept asking about Sydney Sweeney's bathwater after we released our commercial… so we kept it. Introducing Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss! A very real, limited-edition soap made with Sydney's actual bathwater. Available on 6/6/25 at drsquatch.com🛁✨ @sydney_sweeney
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