Chiiiiiiefs ❤️💛 • painfully average • never serious but I don’t play • veggie enthusiast • noted • knower • hashtag this

Northwest Arkansas, USA 📍
Joined September 2020
but if a plane craaaashed and it only killed his lame aaaasss….
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Men don't file for divorce. They'd rather kill their entire family than deal with paperwork.
Women iniate 78% of divorce. Are 78%of men that bad? 🤔
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*what a beautiful morning let’s see what Chiefs twitter is up to*……OH FUCK
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I’ve been working consistently for abs for two years with minimal progress but somehow my obliques are defined as fuck. 😑
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Death, taxes, & everyone bitchin & moanin about the halftime show for every SB. Halftime is for quickies and snacks anyway.
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imo Hov is either going to make this 90s kid happy as hell or it’s going to be awful. No in between. 😆
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Women being jealous of other women to the point of hating….at our big age? Weird shit.
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That was just a painful watch
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anyway, AND my jeans have a Chiefs logo on the pocket. 😊 #ChiefsKingdom
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jeans are bad luck. noted.
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waved at a little kid playing in my neighborhood and he flipped me off?!!!
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Drinking a full sugar Vanilla Coke so that I can stay awake for the Chiefs game. This is what being old as fuck is.
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……& it’s way too sweet to be consumed
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Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.
So we’re just supposed to raw dog a Sunday tomorrow without Josh Allen football?
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I have no idea why my face looks like that btw
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I’m already in bed…slightly edible’d with a cup of ginger peppermint tea. 😅
I need to do something irresponsible for once.
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Eating gold kiwis at 10pm feels irresponsible because now I have to brush and floss again
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I need to do something irresponsible for once.
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she’s just a babyyy and so is the kitty
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I don’t understand why some people bookmark certain photos. If it’s for weird purposes leave the cat out of it please 😩
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