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Disappointing: No New War Criminals for Harrison Armory Mech Names the-only-edition.com/disappo…

Disappointing: No New War Criminals for Harrison Armory Mech Names - The Only Edition

Lancers were disappointed to discover that in 2025 there were no new war criminals in the seat of the President of the United States for Harrison Armory to name one of their mechs after. Instead,...

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Person with Internet Access wonders if there are any other Fantasy RPGs other than D&D the-only-edition.com/person-…

Person with Internet Access wonders if there are any other Fantasy RPGs other than D&D - The Only...

Simon Knueppel, an adult human with access to the internet, recently wondered if there were any other RPGs besides Dungeons & Dragons. Knueppel, who has owned a smart phone since 2012, began to...

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Dungeon Master in Therapy clarifies he has Inner Devils, not Inner Demons the-only-edition.com/dungeon…

Dungeon Master in Therapy clarifies he has Inner Devils, not Inner Demons - The Only Edition

Lewis Hathaway, an interior designer and Dungeon Master, interrupted his therapist during their weekly session to correct her on her description of his inner demons. “Inner demons suggest that my...

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Lovecraftian Campaign has no Cosmic Horror, just Racism the-only-edition.com/lovecra…
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D&D Streamers Forced to Merge Selves into WotC AI Product the-only-edition.com/dd-stre…

D&D Streamers Forced to Merge Selves into WotC AI Product - The Only Edition

Calling out for a mercy that would never be delivered, dozens of celebrity DMs had their minds and personalities forcibly merged into the Dungeon MasterMind, Hasbro's AI-based digital product for the...

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Wizards of the Coast plans to Replace Customers with AI the-only-edition.com/wizards…
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WotC and Paizo forced to Use Movement to Backtrack for a Couple Turns the-only-edition.com/wotc-an…

WotC and Paizo forced to Use Movement to Backtrack for a Couple Turns - The Only Edition

Tabletop RPG companies Paizo and Wizards of the Coast recently wasted several of their turns by making controversial decisions that then forced them to spend their movement to backtrack to where they...

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Paizo wins coveted "Better Website than Steve Jackson Games" Ennie Award the-only-edition.com/paizo-w…

Paizo wins coveted “Better Website than Steve Jackson Games” Ennie Award - The Only Edition

Members of Paizo’s leadership took to the GenCon stage last weekend to accept the “Better Website than Steve Jackson Games” Ennie award. “This has been some time coming,” said Jason Bulmahn, holding...

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Hordes of Satanists Descend upon Indianapolis for GenCon the-only-edition.com/hordes-…
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Highest 2024 D&D Preorder Tier Includes Player's Handbook With Real Rules That Prove You Are Right the-only-edition.com/highest…
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Biden urges voters to "Hikaru no Go to the Polls" the-only-edition.com/biden-u…
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Man Gouges Eye Out so he can't Look at Cool D&D Art the-only-edition.com/man-gou…
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Fantasy Missionary practices his Brandon Sanderson Evangelism in the Mirror the-only-edition.com/fantasy…
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Tiamat Promises Rainbow of Hellfire for Pride Month the-only-edition.com/tiamat-…

Tiamat Promises Rainbow of Hellfire for Pride Month - The Only Edition

Tiamat, the five-headed Dragon Queen, has taken to Pride month with a spectrum of breath weapons, in a press release sent on Wednesday. “As Archdevil of the Nine Hells, I want everyone, from the...

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Drow OPINION: Necromancy is More Ethical than Slavery (and cheaper) the-only-edition.com/drow-op…

Drow OPINION: Necromancy is More Ethical than Slavery (and cheaper) - The Only Edition

By Jhanbrina, Firstdaughter of House Mizzrym Mothers and sisters of Menzoberranzan, please restrain yourselves from attempting to assassinate me when I propose that we abolish slavery in the Underd...

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Group of adults cheer at 5% Possibility happening several times in a row the-only-edition.com/group-o…

Group of adults cheer at 5% Possibility happening several times in a row - The Only Edition

Cheers echoed through the dorms of Kansas State University in Manhattan, Kansas, when Kimmari Wright rolled a die and landed on the side marked 20. Other players whooped and clapped him on the back...

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Sea Levels Rise as Starfinder Players Salivate at thought of Second Edition the-only-edition.com/sea-lev…
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OOC: It's Better to Understand the Game than to Memorize It the-only-edition.com/ooc-its…
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PSA: Do NOT google "Donald Trump Rule 34 Felony Count" the-only-edition.com/psa-do-…

PSA: Do NOT google “Donald Trump Rule 34 Felony Count” - The Only Edition

Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States was found guilty on Thursday of 34 felony counts of falsifying business records. A judge will make a ruling on the sentence former President Trump...

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