@OnlyHanz_

British Bahamian bbygal. Freelance Vibes Coordinator. Melatonin stan. Tweets do not reflect my employers.

Joined October 2011
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Lij@lijitimate19 Jun 2022
What are some ways yuh father show seh him love you?
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nico 🏁@bombdiggy__5h
When you realise that in order for a child to have a safe and healthy environment both parents have to be willing to be parents, you’ll understand that what she said is not wrong.
GBMC 🇬🇧
@GreatBritishMC7h
Zeze Millz faces backlash after admitting she doesn’t want children because she can’t be bothered with the responsibility 🤨
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benny🍜@BennysAsianEra_4h
she was so excited to emit carbon
Eileen Reslen@EileenReslen9h
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…

How Taylor Swift's entire MSG wedding decor was burned to the ground

The Daily Mail has exclusively learned the shocking details of how Swift's team demanded every custom design from her wedding be incineraterd after the pop superstar's big day.

dailymail.com
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they making ai videos of the king whining in gambier village and yall expect them to protest lol ok
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Ride King Charles down west bay let him see what climate change it doing to The Bahamas man. Saunders Beach gonna be in 700 Wines by 2:45pm
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SCDC@SCDC876h
Framing motherhood as a reprieve from performing friendship…
binky@binkyloveyou9h
Motherhood is awesome because I no longer feel pressured to do useless and inconvenient shit to “prove” that I’m a good friend. I have everything I want and need right where I am and I’m not moving!
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The Bahamas rn
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big baller bahamian@Pxaul9h
the king visit not even wat making me angry. its the fact i watch niggas fix multiple infrastructures and pave multiple roads in 1 week for a singular irrelevant figure and knowing the fact we would never get this level of urgency for literally anything
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This guy passed on Tuesday. His friends didn’t find his body until Friday. He had a seizure and no one was there to find him. He ended up drowning on his spit. Yall make sure you have some kind of buddy system and someone who can check on you if you live alone. Make sure at least one of your friends have access to your home in case of emergencies. 🫶🏿
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Deadass
˚₊‧꒰აjeppy is recovering໒꒱‧₊˚@N3XTL3V3LJ3PPY_Oct 26
halloween this year
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powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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my lesbian regulars named June and May just had a baby and named her April
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Spongebob with the tears in his eyes friessssss meeee
🎃SCARYSpiderDawg🎃@dumbSpiderDawgOct 26
how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it
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what a millennia this last decade has been
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton26 Oct 2016
Happy birthday to this future president.
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They'll put a road closure in ya ass if you ain't careful
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Just make Wednesday a holiday. Please. Traffic.
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 26
My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that spending five days a week working a 9 to 5 until I’m 60 just so I can finally “enjoy life” for a few years at the end is one of the worst deals we’ve ever been told to accept.
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Come on man
The Spectator Index
@spectatorindexOct 26
BREAKING: Trump announces reward for reporting voter fraud at upcoming election
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I'd rather you just kill me
OREOLUWA🧚🫧🤍@ThatgrlhorlarOct 23
does getting ignored trigger you.?
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Vee@thespeakingeyesOct 26
This- "Older generations, you cannot insist on doing everything your way and then expect your adult children to rearrange their lives to make it work....."
Tulip 💐
@cutelipssxOct 26
I've begged my elderly parents to move in with us. No downsize to a safer house. No. Move closer to us. No. Now Dad's in the hospital, Mom needs a ride home and someone to stay overnight, and I have to work tomorrow and get my kids ready for school. This was entirely preventable. I've offered every reasonable solution, and they've refused them all. Older generations, you cannot insist on doing everything your way and then expect your adult children to rearrange their lives to make it work…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This Africa-based account spams made-up stories as engagement bait. x.com/cutelipssx
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I've been biting my tongue on a related note for quite some time now 😭
🇧🇸🌎@BahaMianTraeOct 26
idk but putting on a junkanoo rushout for the king goes so much against the plot of junkanoo
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