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Kilwinning

@OnlyKilwinning

Random stuff tweeted and RTd about Kilwinning. Scotland's best worst town. Run by @billythekid, I'm NOT a bot! #openAirAsylum

 Kilwinning and thereabouts
Joined October 2013
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Really sorry to hear of the passing of Pope Francis. Our thoughts are with our RC friends at this time.
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Naw. Yer a wanker.
Russell Findlay (@RussellFindlay1) profile pictureRussell Findlay
@RussellFindlay122 Jul 2024
Join my campaign to build the conservative movement that Scotland needs 👇 russellforchange.nationbuild…
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I think they wanted this finger 👈
Irvine Times (@irvinetimes) profile pictureIrvine Times@irvinetimes22 Jul 2024
Find out what snakes might be in your garden and whether they are dangerous from Grass snakes to adders. dlvr.it/T9wn4g 👇 Full story
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I got lost. Below what?
Ardrossan & Saltcoats Herald (@ardrossanherald) profile pictureArdrossan & Saltcoats Herald@ardrossanherald8 Jul 2024
One of Scotland’s oldest farmers markets' has celebrated a quarter century of local products with a special event. dlvr.it/T9Jdfz 🔗 Link below
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Also, “one of Scotland’s oldest…” ANYTHING shouldn’t be measured in QUARTER centuries. I’ve got teeshirts measured in the same timescales.
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I suppose an 12year single malt does sound better than a 2012. For those without numeracy.
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1. FC Cologne (@fckoeln_en) profile picture1. FC Cologne
@fckoeln_en12 Jul 2024
It would appear a lot of people are intrested in twinning Köln with a Scottish city... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 If it does come to pass - who would you like to see us twinned with? 👀 #effzeh
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Is Alex Cole-Hamilton from the same Cole-Hamilton family who lived in the really nice house on the corner of Dalry Road/old woodwynd road?
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There was no “Link below” that text
Ardrossan & Saltcoats Herald (@ardrossanherald) profile pictureArdrossan & Saltcoats Herald@ardrossanherald16 May 2024
Stevenston residents furious after travellers illegally set up camp near golf club, then leave rubbish and a broken caravan behind dlvr.it/T6zK2R 🔗 Link below
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FULL TIME: The Buffs cap the season off with a 2-1 win over Kilbirnie Ladeside. Mark Lamont and a Kilbirnie own goal got the job done!
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TLDR Lorrie’s aren’t allowed in the rightmost lane. There’s no guessing here.
Mark (@DAFtMarkS) profile pictureMark@DAFtMarkS2 May 2024
Who can guess what’s wrong with this picture?
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Down Irvine mall and smiled at a guy I thought was tending to his kid in a pram… turns out it was 3 rabbits
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How to say “I’m a prick” without using those words.
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YvMcL 🦊@YvMcL9 Apr 2024
Pryde is open for those being evacuated #kilwinning
Police Scotland North Ayrshire (@PSOSNAyrshire) profile picturePolice Scotland North Ayrshire@PSOSNAyrshire8 Apr 2024
Byrehill Road in Kilwinning is closed due to an ongoing fire at a recycling centre in Byrehill Place. Emergency services are in attendance. As a precaution, officers are advising local residents to remain indoors and keep their windows and doors closed.
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What’s happening in Pennyburn?
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I’m not sure if this is a parody account but it’s funny anyway.
Bill Cruickshank (@BjCruickshank) profile pictureBill Cruickshank@BjCruickshank18 Feb 2024
The Labour Party has no moral compass & no conscience: news.stv.tv/politics/scottis… I cannot adequately express the contempt & disgust I have for Starmer's British nationalists.
Scottish Labour MPs won't support SNP's Gaza ceasefire motion

Scottish Labour MPs won't support SNP's Gaza ceasefire motion

Ian Murray and Michael Shanks said a 'political settlement' rather than a ceasefire should be introduced to end violence in the region.

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Kid makes 4 shots in 25 seconds to win $10,000
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I should log in to this account more often. Y’all are hilarious. (I mean except the transphobes and general arseholes). Keep being Kilwinning, Kilwinning!
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Fuck me. Close call there on the clock tower.
Vicky Black (@vickyblack) profile pictureVicky Black@vickyblack30 Oct 2023
Sad to discover teenagers had set a small fire in the grounds of Kilwinning Abbey earlier tonight. We managed to put it out and reported it to the local police who attended shortly afterwards @KilwinningH
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