Only Minions

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im not "cute" awkward im "what the hell is wrong with u" awkward

Don't ask for my opinion then get mad when I tell you the truth.

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Have you ever just cried because you're you?

I say "haha" almost after every text so it doesn't sound too serious.

age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

Guy texting a girl: "I love you" (erases his text) "I miss you" (erases his text) "Hi" (message sent)

That heart attack you get when your parents are using your phone and you start hoping they don't look through your text messages.

when i clean my room: 1% cleaning 28% complaining 71% playing with stuff i just found

Me at Victoria's Secret: "LOOK it sparkles!" "Too expensive" "But its on SALE" "Omg smell this" "I love this color" "Can I buy everything?"

when your crush texts you cute things like “who is this” and “how did you get this number”

I either finish a book within 8-12 consecutive hours or roughly 8 months. there's no in between.

I'm not stealing my neighbor's WiFi, their WiFi is trespassing into my house.

I don't care how old you are. When the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.

There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they're the way they are. Think about that before you judge someone.

Boss: Why aren't you working??? Employee: I didn't see you coming!!!

"dont be shy" thanks you cured me where did it all go omg