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jess

@OnlyPhanatics

my love language is being a sarcastic little bitch

Joined December 2012
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They just opened the trophy case that holds their Lombardis
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_US4 Mar 2025
Eerie scenes in Dallas as dust from the West blankets the city.
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i can’t believe people really make fake social media accounts to doom scroll & harass people all day every day. that sounds like such a miserable way to spend your precious time on this earth. you have one life & THAT is how you’re choosing to live it? it’s just sad.
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They’re calling this the most Shonda Rhimes photo of all time
Georgia Democrats (@GeorgiaDemocrat) profile pictureGeorgia Democrats
@GeorgiaDemocratNov 4
Thank you, Georgia πŸ’™
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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Joe Giglio seeing another black QB enter the game after McKee gets benched on Sunday
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Democrats, you have the chance to do the funniest thing
Philly Tumble (@PhillyTumble) profile picturePhilly Tumble@PhillyTumbleNov 4
Replying to @SatireAP
The Democrats' very first bill should be the $5000 thing, send it to Trump's desk. Make him veto it.
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mamdanistan has expanded its borders
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Mamdani slid down my chimney last night and left SSRIs and Plan B under the tree
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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Better not see one if your stupid ass signs on my commute to or from work tomorrow @BrianFitzUSA
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Tonight, Bucks County showed up to reject the chaos, cruelty, and corruption in Washington β€” and to vote for a public servant who knows what it means to show up, deliver for his community, and get things done. Congratulations, Congressman-elect @BobHarvie_PA01!
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there’s no person on earth having a worse week than Harrison Butker
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Now merge SEPTA with LANTA
PA SDCC (@PaSDCC) profile picturePA SDCC@PaSDCCNov 4
PENNSYLVANIA, WE WON THE TRIFECTA!!! πŸ’™πŸŽ‰ A Democratic governor. A Democratic House. And a Pennsylvania Senate we just FLIPPED BLUE! To every voter, volunteer, and supporter who made this possible: this is YOUR victory.
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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If PA Democrats win these 2 Senate races, they will have their first trifecta since 1993 #PoliticsPA SD-6 (75% reporting) πŸ”΅ Eileen Albillar 52.0% πŸ”΄ Frank Farry 48.0% SD-16 (Lehigh 100%, Bucks 75%) πŸ”΅ Mark Pinsley 51.08% πŸ”΄ Jarrett Coleman 48.92%
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It's the Gulf of Mexico. It's Lake Ontario.
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We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen
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kansas democratic senator before rayne dakota prescott touched nfccg grass
The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) profile pictureThe Spectator Index
@spectatorindexNov 4
BREAKING: Kansas has elected its first Democratic senator since 1932
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This blue wave is like when Jalen hurts lost to the chiefs in the Super Bowl and came back two years later and beat the shit out of them
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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Mood
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