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Either it’s all tied to God, or nothing is. Can’t have it both ways.
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Ok this one is fucking insane
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Josh Hart fake squared up after helping separate Towns & Reed & one of his coaches flinched hard as fuck 🤣
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That “Not Booger MacFarland” IG account needs to get on Twitter pronto lol
"I think Georgia's gonna be Georgia." @ESPNBooger previews Saturday's matchup between Florida and Georgia 👀
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Lmfaooo this shit is lowkey 25 to Life worthy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
In honor of Malik Beasley pleading guilty to gambling today
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Muddy… like a mf hogpen 🐖
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Idgaf about no Durk, but if J. Cole say to free that man, THEN FREE THAT NIGGA!!! #freedurk
J Cole’s letter to the judge in Lil Durk’s upcoming trial in support of giving Lil Durk a bond (via @DurkAllDay)
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“He don’t have no side” 🔥🔥🔥
The story about 3-year-old soccer prodigy who had the COPS called on him has gone VIRAL And now Bodycam footage has been released 👀
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Also, why do Texans keep electing Greg Abbott? Are y’all being held hostage? Are y’all ok?
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Why is “godawful” not considered a sacrilegious term?
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The amount of obese folk that be blocking walkways with their motorized scooters through Disney is grossly absurd.
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Instagram said Nicki Minaj gonna compete with Jay-Z SB halftime show by throwing a Barbz Bowl hosted by Kid Rock & Erika Kirk.
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What a duck of a throw by Dak Prescott
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Golden State Valkyries defense is SERIOUS
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LaMelo Ball has truly entered an intense flow state. Maybe not changing diapers was the key all along…
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I’m watching the WNBA Finals to root for Angel Reese rather than using valuable energy to root for the failure of the Cowboys 😌 #growth
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Plies speak up for the black community A LOT. Yall not finna bash this man to defend the actions of Donald Trump! No the president shouldn’t be talking about nobody ass. Is yall cool ? lol
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Somebody please skip us to the next season of this Dramedy already!
The Texans season is over with a 2-5 record, including 0-4 at home.
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JDub🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Cuck type beat
SteveWillDoit paid rapper 6ix9ine $3,000,000 to name his newborn baby
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“Smashing my wife is fine & dandy, but you are NOT naming my child.”
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