Zaan

Old account got suspended @OnlyZaan ( thanks to the football illiterates I abused daily 😂 ) If you followed me there, please follow me here instead !! Same vibe, new spot, unfiltered. Hit me up 🤌🏼

Good decision… Whether he makes it or not is another story but stepping out of this circus and into a proper football club will be an experience that’ll develop him into a top player someday 🤌🏼

1 win in 54 days and these mfs have surrounded the manager for selfies like a Bangladeshi spotting a white tourist on a beach 😭😭 This video is exactly why I abuse the club and fans for they’ve murderd this great club 🤌🏼

First win in “54 FUCKING DAYSSSS” and look at this retard here 🤦🏻‍♂️ What’s worst is that there are over five thousand other retards who’ve liked this tweet😭😭😭😭

Yet another stinker saved by a penalty but he’s out here talking like he’s in the front line catching bullets with his teeth for the club 😭😭😭 The biggest imposter in world football this rat bastard 🤌🏼

One thing is clear after today: 1 - The fans are never boycotting games 2 - Glazers & Ratcliffe aren’t going anywhere 3- Carrick isn’t getting sacked 4 - And we’re officially back in the Ole era. Same circus, just under a different clown 😭😭

Cunha the only person allowed to celebrate 😂 not anyone else. Especially the manager and fans you lot are a disgrace 🤌🏼

The whole lot from the stadium you the fans to the shameless Carrick and his staff look at then celebrate “EQUALISING” against Roma 😭😭😭😭

Salford alcoholics are cheering like we won the Champions League ffs 😭😭😭😭 these mfs should all rot in hell

Can’t wait to see that man-child Rio Ferdinand suck Carrick off on his YT channel at full-time 😭😭😭 The amount of dickriding he’s about to serve, he might as well rename the channel OnlyFans 🤷🏻‍♂️

Boycott going to OT ❌ Live opera inside OT ✅ Imagine buying circus tickets, funding the clowns and then protesting because the circus won’t close. These alcoholics are beyond saving 😭😭😭

Every issue aside, Carrick by far will go down as the worst Man Utd manager in premier league history 🤦🏻‍♂️

We should be all over this deal, I remember i was pleading the club to sign him only for our geniuses to discover Booker-T in Serie B while shoving with chunky Shaw down our throats for 11 full seasons 😭😭😭

Blind leading the blind 🤌🏼 A sort of mockery only accepted by the banter club Man Utd 😂

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Oh yesss, bring him on… I’d fucking love that 😂 The club’s going nowhere so might as well enjoy watching Top Reds & their favourite cuck squirm through a relegation battle while the whole of Europe takes the piss 😭😭 Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch 🤌🏼

For the money we paid, this talentless joker is right up there with Maguire & Antony as one of our worst signings. The irony is that we abused Antony 24/7 before shipping him out, yet these two English liabilities are still here, starting every week while we fight relegation 😭😭

Football is a business, Man Utd is a product & the fans are consumers As long we “PAY” for the product & make the owners rich, they’ll never improve on their product This simple truth is like rocket science to these alcoholic mutants, absolute idiots 🤮

Martinez wearing no-6 is a problem but the club’s most iconic no-7 worn by club’s worst signing in Mount is fine ?? These xenophobic lot don’t even hide it anymore 😂😂

Before anyone blames Glazers and Jim Ratcliffe, they should blame the fans for this club’s demise m. Especially the Salford alcoholics you lot are like a disease 🤌🏼

Any other club and Bruno Fernandes would be hounded out by the fans, it’s only at Man Utd where he’s worshiped by this football illiterate fanbase 🤌🏼