DOODLE OOPS!

First up, third grade me getting nailed in the eye with a block of ice during a snowball fight by a girl that thought it was snow.

‘Tis the season. @hipfleminski

Don’t ride down a hill if your bicycle brakes don’t work.

This is what happens when someone tells you to move and you don’t.

What goes down must come up. Very fast. Right in your face. Be careful. Maybe don’t stand right behind the swing next time.

Don’t go down the stairs backwards, kids.

Sorry I haven't tweeted in a while, I'm just busy with other things. I will try to post another injury drawing sooner or later. For now, please enjoy a picture of my cat.

While riding down a hill at top speed on her bike, she fell off and got flung forward, broke both her arms, and got scrapes. But worst of all, she ripped her pants.

Hey kids, if you ever end up roller skating backwards, here's some advice to help you to not get horribly injured. Just don't.

. @theodd1sout I drew you making a big mistake and ruining your pet’s home. Nice one 👌

When you are playing baseball, be sure to hit the ball, not someone's face. (Kids these days...)

Important PSA: When walking on the sidewalk, keep your eyes on what's in front of you, not your phone. (Some people had to learn this the hard way!)

THIS DOES NOT END WELL.

We all get mad at our siblings... Be careful around plastic dinosaurs, kids.

Does this one need explaining? Nah.

Third grade me getting vinegar and baking soda in my eye. The worst part is, an older kid told me (very casually, might I add) that I was gonna die. (I didn't die though, if you're curious)

. @beavenhauser breaking her foot after just having had an appointment with her foot doctor. How ironic.

. @BeeFlepta jumping on my face from his perch on the stairs

😅 yup... nitter.gq/heyshanmurphy/status/1…

Me, when I was three, another kid pushed me onto a toy fire truck and I split my lip open. Luckily, I didn't need stitches.