This Homeworthy of Thomas McKean's (the Metrocard art guy) LES apartment is so impeccable, I wish I could liquify it and shoot it into my veins youtube.com/watch?v=ew3BlSIa…

I have really good news for you

Should I write?

Would be so cool to win a libel case over reporting that you slept with a prostitute all because the judge was impressed by what you have at home

21st Century in a nutshell. This is our “Take a Bite Out of Crime.”

I know why that one isn't

Pharaoh's Tomb by The Go was that for me this year

Three sexual assaults? I’m sorry but, you know, SA me once shame on you, SA me twice, ok shame on you again you have a real problem buddy put that thing away. But SA me three times…maybe I have a problem.