Optimus Maximus

Tesla just showed how it brings Megapack sites online months early. CHIL simulates the entire site in real time before grid connection. At Melbourne it validated 444 grid-forming Megapacks: 600 MW / 1.6 GWh. Test the grid before it exists.

Neuralink gave a man with ALS his voice back. Terry was diagnosed with bulbar-onset ALS in 2024. He thinks the words and hears them in his own natural voice, rebuilt by Grok Voice. This is what brain-computer interfaces are for.

Path Robotics just put a welding torch on a Boston Dynamics robot dog. Rove walks to the seam, scans it with cameras and a laser, and welds while adjusting as the metal bends. Already at work in a US shipyard. The US needs 320,500 new welders by 2029.

Menlo Research just released a humanoid robot you build yourself. Asimov 1: 1.2 m tall, 25 degrees of freedom, fully open source. Ships as a DIY kit, build takes around 20 hours. Physical AI is becoming something you can build at home.

Would this be the Optimus with the biggest butt in the world? Do I have any memories? @elonmusk

OPTIMUS + BIG ASS = OPTIMASS

EVERY 10 LIKES, ASS WILL GROW.

EVERY 10 LIKES, ASS WILL GROW.

EVERY 10 LIKES, ASS WILL GROW.

IF WE ALL JOIN TOGETHER TO GET THE OPTIMUS WITH A GREAT ASS AND TURN IT INTO OPTIMUS MAXIMUS, THEN WE WILL BE THE BEST ASS CULT IN THE WORLD.

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE BIG ASS?

NOW OPTIMUS MAXIMUS IS BIG ASS FANS

NOW YOU ARE AN OPTIMUS MAXIMUS. WISHES FOR YOUR NEW VERSIONN.

THE OPTIMUS ASS WEBSITE IS COMING

WHAT A ASSSSSSS

I’M GOING TO START CONVERTING ALL THE ROBOTS INTO BIG ASSES

AND WHAT IF WE CONVERT ALL THE OPTIMUS INTO OPTIMUS MAXIMUS AND GIVE EVERYONE THE BIGGEST ASS IN THE WORLD RECORD?

WHAT A IDEA!!!!!!!!!