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GQ (the Origami Spiller)

@OrigamiSpiller

Unprivated because obvs I'm never gonna stop (being in a state of depression) https://nitter.gq/t.co/4kKeApnb1Y

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Joined February 2023
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2023 I became the origami spiller. Today I am mentally a sour dough loaf. I've aged 5 years in the span of 7 months, too old by David Cage's shitty writing standards prolly. Scoot shelbert is out. Put a grandma's cookie in an air fryer btw. It's life changing.
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Tbh. Social media is an Eldritch horror and scarier than anything Christians could put in a hell house. I've tried but I can't vibe with Twitter.
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I've been chronically online since I was 9 years old and can tell you this place is exactly deviantart circa 2009. Even the paid subscription thing which is hilarious. Maybe if this bitch had stamps I would consider actually using this platform on a personal level but no.
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Gonna just say it, noise pollution is not comedy. Your dick dug trio of pals does not equate comedy gold because you can all do three impressions and edit sfx - I now know how it feels to be an annoyed parent when a toddler gets a toy hoover. 馃拃
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I am not thrilled on the metaphorical roller coaster tycoon coaster god himself has inflicted onto me.
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Let me get this straight... Rich infantile weaboo with internalized ableism prepares to kill a ton of other rich gullible people with internalized ableism by putting a digital IUD in their brains thinking it'll improve their quality of life?...
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Dick Wolf could've out alpha"d himself by calling himself "cock moonmammal" but the 90s weren't ready for that
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waking up in the morning and getting ready plays out like an animorphs book cover in reverse.
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I'm full ass adult and only this year I'm learning work life balance is surreal to me.
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Really need a good therapist but my last attempt at $5 Teledoc I started crying after explaining the mountain of crap that's gone down this year and she was like "oh your still teary eyed??" And I was like "bitch this happened last month????"
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Its already hard enough to take the steps to get help, why make this more difficult for me. I know atleast, this is not normal because I used Sondermind in the past and never had anything like this.
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One of the highlights of my Sondermind therapist was the "hey did you ever do cocaine and just feel normal and not like a you're lightening mcqueen?" when I was wondering if I just had ADHD. It was actually a proper unexpected response 10/10 experience he was great.
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But I can't imagine how shitty it would be to be a therapy noob, and your first conversation is SO stand off-ish. That would've turned me off permanently, like I don't want to feel more invalidated.
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Would've totally considered buying Miku tickets but I kinda don't want any of my money going to Crunchyroll... just gonna stick to playing project diva at home.
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The second coming of Christ could be presented by Crunchyroll and I'd still be like "oh. ehh. No. I've got my reasons. Say hi to Jesus for me buddy and get that $50 signature on a Funko."
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Gastritis is garbage, I don't want to either be in pain or feel like I need a snack every hour. Lunchables be damned.
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Decided to make my account private today. Heads up to my few followers. Just need the head space and less notifications to be read.
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I think it's just funny because half of media plots nowadays are just: "Is humanity worth saving??" Me, based on my experiences today: It smells like piss outside of course not.
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I'm eventually going to die full of resentment and distrust and you know what. That's a-okay! If I can eat some fucking cookies and that's highlight of my life so be it.
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Is this how clamp is rebooting X?
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