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Anaxyrus americanus

Deciduous woodland
Joined January 2021
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Lort delights in my antics and gives me what I seek.
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“Keep mass-murdering Gazans”
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It's shittier out than Steven Miller at a shit party.
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Once you start with Surface Area, its everywhere. Seeds. Cereal. Thin cuts of meat. Every square inch, an opportunity for more flavor... more tongue...
In the surface area community we're really big on rice, orzo, stufF like that. The couscous people are welcome but clumps are an issue. No clumps. We can't deal with the polenta crowd, though. We're all about USABLE surface area. Gloppy gloop is NOT WELCOME.
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In the surface area community we're really big on rice, orzo, stufF like that. The couscous people are welcome but clumps are an issue. No clumps. We can't deal with the polenta crowd, though. We're all about USABLE surface area. Gloppy gloop is NOT WELCOME.
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Many have said that TOAD is a hoax. This is profoundly disturbing. TOAD IS NOT A HOAX.
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Well i think thats pretty fuckin weird GEMINI: The "Eye of Envy": The name Nvidia comes from invidia, the Latin word for "envy". In Roman mythology, envy was closely linked to sight and looking upon others, so the founders chose an eye and the color green ("green with envy").
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naughty boi!!
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You can tell the whole world you're a lukewarm surface level kinda dullard guy, but I don't see why you would...
I have been asked several times what “classics” are actually crap. Here is a list (by no means exhaustive): Jane Eyre Wuthering Heights Great Expectations David Copperfield Orlando Ulysses Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man Finnegans Wake Atonement The Stranger
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Increasingly you see this smug anti-intellectualism that’s gleefully contemptuous of the greatest art, music and literature. If you find yourself hating 90 percent of widely beloved classics, the problem isn’t them, it’s you.
I have been asked several times what “classics” are actually crap. Here is a list (by no means exhaustive): Jane Eyre Wuthering Heights Great Expectations David Copperfield Orlando Ulysses Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man Finnegans Wake Atonement The Stranger
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Wednesdays should be off work & school. The 4 day workweek could be that. It could be. It would make the services economy explode.
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Huang wit dah dong AMMIRITE
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Them: Source? Me: Cuz it's obvious.
Replying to @ParikPatelCFA
This whole thing is way above everyone's pay grade. Tip of the iceberg
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Second kid is closing in on 2. My wife decided a year ago that she wanted to lose the weight gained after the first kid. She then seemingly effortlessly lost 25 lbs. No pills and no big deal, either. Just a few small changes and alot of consistency.
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Haters will say its AI
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Tall shot glass: Classy ✅️ Fits in small hand ✅️ Teaches how to use cup ✅️ Fits smol mouff ✅️ Bottom heavy ✅️ Very popular ✅️
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Don't worry Daddy, the Black Spirit Cat isn't real and won't cast a spell on Us. Black Spirit Cat, literally casting a spell on Us.
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Did you know you can copy and paste deez nutz?
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My best source just told me that Steven Miller drinks Bibi's gargle water.
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The bubble is really doin it now
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