“A midterm election is sort of abstract - it’s a horse race, it’s like the generic ballot, these sort of things.” 👨🏼‍🎨🏇 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“It’s trashy, ya know? When you’re talking about the holy Bible? A little gauche.” 😤✝️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“Well, Macron says, ‘This is not France.’ Well, I agree with him; it’s not France, but that’s what happens when you import the third-world into your country. It’s not gonna look like your country anymore.” ❌🇫🇷😞 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“It’s my wife, who’s to the right of Attila the Hun.” 😳🟥🗳️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“Valuable, valuable information for the listener and viewer, and that’s why over 200,000 of you have subscribed to the Ruthless Variety Progrum.” 🪎🎙️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“An active bailiff, as I recall.” 👮🏻👨🏾‍⚖️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“He missed an opportunity to deliver a campaign message and that is, ‘I’ve made the fat shot affordable for people like this fat man!’” 💉🐷 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“Hasan Piker thinks he has a good Twitch show. If Donald Trump had a Twitch show that just provided live commentary on things, immediately the number one Twitch stream in the world!” 📺👀 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“He’s a fat guy - I think it’s a woman!!” 🫣😳 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“But like, who ya raising money from in Zurich? Swiss bankers? Ya making’ deposits, pal??” ✈️🇨🇭🏦💶 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“You deserve these trips, @ComfortablySmug.” ✈️🎿👨🏻‍🍳☀️🏝️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“None of these numbers surprise me, and they don’t scare me.” 🧮🤷🏻‍♂️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“And what I loved most about last cycle and the Presidential election was all the people tweeting at us or tagging us in photos with their “I Voted!” stickers.” 🤳🏼🗳️🟥 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“They’re more than happy to tell you, ‘No, I want to do the Communism!” 🤗⚒️ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“On our show, we have consistently told the audience - whenever you see this radical, environmentalist stuff, you have to understand, at its core, it’s just anti-capitalist.” 🎤🌲🌲🤑 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“My basket-weaving degree does not have me gainfully employed, so I certainly have time for a 60 minute survey with you!” 🧺📝📞⏳ - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

"Dude, all the low-effort lunatics, they're in the DSA. They're part of the Democratic Party. This is the rest of the farm system of the far-left, is the Green Party." 🌳🤪 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast

“Cheering! Everyone’s cheering that, like it’s not an insane thing.” 👏🤦🏻 - @MichaelDuncan @RuthlessPodcast