𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮 𝙅𝙖𝙠𝙤𝙗. (NOT @WillOspreay)

ㅤ "𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗿𝘁. 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘄𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁. 𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙑𝙖𝙣 𝙂𝙤𝙜𝙝." 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚢 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚘𝚋 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚢𝚜𝚘𝚗. ㅤ

ㅤ 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚-𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚. ⏳ ㅤ

Now hang on. You can't go being smoother than I am. That's not how this works.

Have you ever thought? Because you take away my ability to.

Would you kindly bring me something to drink? I'm fresh out.

Fuck, I didn't think that would backfire on me like that. Fine. Next time, no spilled paint, I'll just ask you over.

I can't let you do that. It would be rude to waste gifts you've given me.

But I'll spill my nice expensive paints everyday, if it means I get to see you every night.

Nah, my ego is far too big for that.

Maybe I'm just using it as an excuse to see you.

Shockingly, yeah.

When I tell you that man is SO FINE.

I guess I'm just not used to kindness. I'd really appreciate it if you came over and helped. I'm extremely overwhelmed.

It's not your problem, why do you want to help?

I really don't know if you should. I spilled one of my expensive paints all over the floor because of this fucked shoulder and I'm having a minor breakdown over it.

I don't think you want to see the state I'm in right now.

Don't be silly. But I am a little drunk.

If I were a cat, would you give me a little slommy?

Hey @ofburntbridges, got a little question.