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"You're voting for BBM for connections? Bitch you drive a Toyota."
Overheard In Salcedo Village
"Does Manila have trains?"
"A version of it!"
"Are they good?"
"People use them!"
Overheard in Manila
"It's been ages bro you look great!"
"And you look exactly the same.. which is good!"
Overheard In NAIA
"You know why they're taking selfies? Because their mom never called them ugly."
Overheard At Salcedo Market
