I dig that “Shannon” has become the default “lemme see the answers without voting” choice and I wish this was adopted worldwide and for all time because it is hilarious

AT LAST the @TheHardline3to7 version the True P1s, P2s, and marginal P3s have been craving! The Bluebonnet Steamroller himself, @oldwaver, and his erstwhile padawan @DJR1310 are haze grey and underway!

So I guess a juggler never has control either then.

The most impressive thing about these TNT announcers is how clearly they can enunciate while having at least 4 Avs players’ dicks in their mouth.

You don’t take steps in hockey, announcer man.

TIL that Arnie and Doodlebug were crappy parents at least once.

Now is ze time on Sprockets ven ve play “Hawaii Five O” @ShippySpins

Thanks, Toronto.

That’s why you take more time off the clock on 3rd down, Dak

We need deconfliction now ABC!

These refs need a physicist on speed-dial.

Pretty cool

How is cutting off your stadium lights after a TD in any way a good idea for a televised game product?

That is one gutting loss.

Fun Fact: German chocolate cake has nothing to do with Germany. It was invented here in Dallas & used German’s Sweet Chocolate, a brand that started in New England in the 1800s. @corbydavidson @SportsSturm @oldwaver

Hey @corbydavidson or @SportsSturm please bop @oldwaver on the noggin: it’s pronounced Shelly “Fab-ray”. Not “Fah-bare-as”. Holy smokes!

Unmm @junior_miller Superbas is pronounced “Superb-as” like superb owl

Hey @corbydavidson Grace Slick only sang on We Built This City. The lyrics were written by, of all people, Bernie Taupin, Elton’s erstwhile lyricist.

McClearin has gotta be fuckin kidding. The worst song of the last 50 years is his favorite song. Explains so much.

Dammit @corbydavidson quit trying to shove Puhlay down our throats Why Pele is called Pele youtu.be/oL8K0ykP2pY?is=cU11… via @YouTube

I have never felt more vindicated in my life than in my “no lettuce” stance to which I have strictly adhered since the year The Beatles broke up.