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I'm dyslexic and struggle to say my thoughts and opinions I talk about 16+ topics dm on for any1 priv @patchesofcuts pfp by @wafflepie1111

She/him | 18 | tkn
Joined May 2025
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drew my girlfriend oc, what do you guys think! 💘
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Every time I make something so extremely dumb i have to show it to twitter this is my greatest creaturation yet
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Low justt did horrible horrible thhings to my house
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Little Itrapped comes to you whilst your in the closet to stick his face in your box
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hi mutuals i still love all you ive just been dwelling in priv because i feel more comfortable there during october... lov u guys forever
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i spent 40 minutes trying to fishh up a saddle only to figure out you can now fucking craft them.
sorry babe cant talk i need to get a saddle in minecraft for my friend's horse
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sorry babe cant talk i need to get a saddle in minecraft for my friend's horse
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this work at a pizza place stuff is easy
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this work at a pizza place stuff is easy
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Just got my SAT score back
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Whenever I see someone vaguepost publicly on main, it always makes me giggle. Because it just feels like a sign of immaturity and moreso an annoyance, because tf u mean you know a pedophile and you want everyone to go in ur dms to ask. Or when ur mad at your friend, so instead of
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communicating or talking about how you feel, you go to threatening yourself or making vague comments about the person your mad with. Which makes the situation 10x worse, as it causes more anger and a lack of trust in the relationship/friendship.
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This isn’t aimed at anything, it’s just something I see way too frequently to the point of annoyance. 😅 on tiktok, Twitter, and discord.
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callout on @PARANOIDPATCHES 🧵
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Jesus fucking Christ
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"Play Dressmaker while you're sick, Ronenn!" I did, and apparently my 90s Lisa Frank dreams vomited at all once into this iridescent eyesore of a wedding dress...
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finally tried the unreadable squiggly ellipsus font and these are my findings: PROS: wrote 6k words in one sitting bc i didnt waste time looking up synonyms or second guessing myself CONS: editing is abt to be a PAIN IN THE ASS (100+ errors) 😒
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Some people have a "Backup" person if they break up with their partner. I have a perfect clone in a vat in my basement that i update weekly with a copy of my girlfriends consciousness. I know its not technically her but if anything happens i can at least pretend.
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