PAYAXO FIFí🇺🇦🇺🇦 retweeted
Breaking🚨;
🇺🇸 US Treasury Department: "Effective immediately, the US is imposing a 75% tariff on all Japanese electronics, robotics, and auto parts to fix our trade deficit!"
🇯🇵 Japanese Ministry of Economy: "Effective midnight: Tokyo halts all photoresist chemical and silicon wafer exports to US chip fabs and suspends all joint defense radar development. Not a single drop of semiconductor chemical leaves Japan."
🇺🇸 US Treasury Department: "You are shutting down every American microchip factory within 72 hours! This is a direct strike on US national security!"
🇯🇵 Japanese Ministry of Economy: "You weaponized tariffs against your closest ally, ignored decades of partnership, and called it America First. Manufacture your AI chips with executive memos." 🔥
🇺🇸 US Treasury Department: "We will block Japanese banks from accessing emergency dollar swap lines!"
🇯🇵 Japanese Ministry of Economy: "We hold over a trillion dollars of your national debt—if we hit sell at 9 AM, your bond market collapses before lunch. Good luck funding your deficit without Tokyo."
PAYAXO FIFí🇺🇦🇺🇦 retweeted
A message to all sane Republicans:
He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals.
You said nothing.
He bulldozed the East Wing.
You said nothing.
He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing.
He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing.
He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing.
He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing.
He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing.
He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing.
His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing.
He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing.
His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing.
He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing.
He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing.
It’s time to start talking.






