@PAllen

UX copywriter, gamer and ale fiend.

 Walthamstow, London
linkedin.com/in/pmallen
Joined August 2008
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Just tried to set up a regular overpayment on my Lloyds mortgage. Absolute nightmare, terrible UX, misleading instructions.
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Seond day in a row I’ve hit an anagram at attempt 2. Wordle 945 3/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Symmetry. Never guessed an anagram of the solution before. Wordle 944 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
@UB1UB215 Dec 2023
The full clip of the BBC presenter giving a middle finger has just come out
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Really enjoying #humanitygame on PS5. Best puzzle game since Inside.
HUMANITY - 🎮 Available NOW
@HumanityGame22 May 2023
It's been about a week since launch and more reviews have been coming in 🔥 Thanks to everyone who has checked out Humanity so far. PS5/PS4 (free for Premium and Extra PS+ members): playstation.com/en-us/games/… Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1…
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Thought my 31-day run was coming to an end there. Wordle 712 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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That’s my quickest solution yet. Took less than 10 seconds. Wordle 686 3/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle is being a real asshole this week. Wordle 662 4/6 🟩🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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#PS5Share, #TheLastofUsPartI
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Motherfucker… Wordle 655 X/6 ⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩
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Anniesomeone@Anniesomeone128 Mar 2023
Jacob is right. There are senior Tories out there grooming impressionable, vulnerable young people into joining the Tory party , putting them on a lifelong path of criminality and devastating whole families.
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Sam Elliott@Sam_Elliott_10 Mar 2023
You won’t get to see Gary Lineker on Match of the Day on Saturday night But don’t forget to tune into Lord Sugar on the Apprentice. 9pm BBC1 every Thursday!
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#PS5Share, #GodofWarRagnarök
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If you think the government should be treating the situation in the NHS as a national crisis, please retweet this. Let’s send ministers a message 💙
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Sanjeev Kohli@govindajeggy20 Dec 2022
I can only imagine it was either Meghan Markle, Rose West or Nicola Sturgeon who gave him this haircut
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The main problem is that so many boss battles are formulaic finger-mashing bores. Even worse when there’s no way to change the difficulty (I’m looking at you, Returnal).
Anon Opin.
@anon_opin21 Dec 2022
Whoever invented "bosses" in videogames is a cunt. They are stupid, frustrating, tedious, uninteresting, no fun whatsoever and I hate them. If you like them you are wrong in the head and should be shut up in the coal cellar.
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Dave Ward@DaveWardGS4 Dec 2022
Can we get a RT of support for postal workers? Bullied, pressured, intimidated, told they face the sack, losing money, an employer that is out to destroy them. Yet they will not bow. They will not give in. They will not lay down. Up. The. Posties. #StandByYourPost
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Left Unity@LeftUnityParty25 Nov 2022
Anneliese Dodds says “no one supports strikes". Well we do. RT if you do too.
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Aslak Berg
@BergAslak19 Oct 2022
Good thing Cameron called that referendum to settle the internal rifts in the Conservative Party or things would have gotten ugly
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