ALT “What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope. “it really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp nearby, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around.

ALT Song birds sing a sea shanty aboard a schooner boat loaded to the deck with bags of seed: “Seed, Seed, Seed! All the seed we need!” Captain Robin Cornwallis has seen something through his spyglass which causes him grave concern, even as the singing continues (“On this we are agreed…”)

ALT Spyglass view: A pirate ship approaches. At every level of the ship, it is crawling with scurvy, rascally squirrels, each with their eyes aimed at the bird’s ship. “Seed, seed, seed!” the momentarily-oblivious crew of The Feeder continues.

ALT "All-purpose flour". A montage shows way too many purposes: a pillow. A chair. A scooter. Some of these are pretty messy. Bat repellent (guy is heaving a bag as flour goes everywhere). Another guy, off to the side, appears to be sticking his dick in the all-purpose bag of flour.

ALT A chubby man raises his hand to his mouth and yells "FOOD FIGHT!" He is about to launch a spoonful of food when somebody slaps him. We see that they are both members of the Red Cross, dispensing food to starving children as part of a relief effort.

ALT In an icy Antarctic landscape, a group of penguins attend a military briefing. The penguin instructor points to a picture of a killer whale, captioned "our enimy" (sic). One of the attendees raises his wing with a question. "Um, sir? Sir, you spelled enemy incorrectly," he says. "Thank you, Eugene," replies the instructor — moments before a killer whale smashes upward through the ice with jaws agape, devouring the nearest penguins.

ALT A Ketchup Bottle and a Mustard Bottle attend a gallery opening. A fashionable artist, a Bullet, stand next to his work, appreciated by onlookers. The Ketchup Bottle says "Oh, please. I could do that" as he motions to a large canvas with a violent blood spatter on it.

ALT "I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.