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Working far too many hours for too little money moving 4-wheeled things around the UK. Otherwise cycling. Instagram-davejpd31

Rugby, England
Joined February 2009
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Hey Leo! Don't forget to tag me @LeoDiCaprio
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You Matter. Now go buy my album. Please.
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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RIP legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart. These are some of the wonderful outtakes with Ricky Gervais filming Extras, they must’ve laughed all day
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From some dude named "Luke" on Fakebook ( I laughed out loud on this one): "Fuck my life , Before anyone starts, no, she’s not been neglected, abandoned or rescued from a shipwreck in the North Atlantic. The daft little bastard has been out in the garden, in the rain. She’s got an entire house to sit in. Warm beds, soft blankets, central heating, food on demand and two fully grown idiots who wait on her like she’s the fucking Queen of England. But no. Apparently today was the perfect day to go outside and audition for the role of a drowned Victorian orphan. And rather than dry herself off somewhere sensible, she’s dragged her soaking wet carcass upstairs and collapsed on the bedding like she’s just walked 400 miles through enemy territory to deliver an urgent message from the front. Look at her!! She looks like somebody’s tried to clean a chimney with a fucking toilet brush. And the expression on her face!!! Like the humans are the bastards responsible for the weather!! I’m half expecting her to cough up a tiny bit of seawater and whisper, “Tell my story.” £50 says she’ll be demanding Dreamies within the hour. Has anybody else got a cat with absolutely no survival instincts, or have we somehow adopted the world’s first waterproofing failure with whiskers?" Just had to share. I laughed so hard!
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My mate daves ard as fuck, DAVE 👇🏻
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제발 고양이 하품소리 들어주실분
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When I meet someone new and my social anxiety kicks in.
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Chasing birds in front of the local shop turned out to be the main highlight of my afternoon stroll.
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子ども達遊びにきたんだけど、猫は時限爆弾仕掛けらてた。
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Being in your 50s is confusing... On paper, I'm 56. In my head, I'm 37. At a concert, I'm 25. After 9pm, I'm 87. Getting up off the floor, I'm 104. When someone pisses me off, I'm 14. But when an 80s song comes on... I'm 17, drunk in a field, and my mother thinks I'm at a sleepover… ✌🏼
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‘I’ve just told everyone I’m a traitor by mistake.’
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The first three letters of Sweden and Denmark spell Sweden The remaining letters spell Denmark
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“Where is Vader today?” “He’s siphoning diesel in Gloucestershire, sir.”
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When someone uses your driveway to turn their car around.
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Love this photo! Amy with her back to us in the sea with full kit, including trainers…sister Alison on the left and Gareth on the right. An amazing team. What a week!!
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Ethan Bamber, who else? 🐻 #YouBears
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I heard that someone had been chased by the police down our road, so I checked the door cam to see if it was caught on there. Turns out my cat watched it unfold live... 😂
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Don't forget to proof read guys!! #NFFC
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