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Joined July 2013
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Hey, @SportsDirectUK! I went with my son to your Cambridge Retail Park branch yesterday for some PE trainers. John looked after us brilliantly with expertise and patience and guided us towards a pair with excellent support for my son's hypermobile feet. Superb service. Thank you.
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£70 for a twenty minute call to the US? Great value, thanks, @ee. I should really have checked the tariff before making that call. #daylightrobbery
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Sunday lunchtime rush and you've got ... count 'em ... FOUR checkouts open. Classy move, @Morrisons
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When you combine two of your favourite things #bloomintoyou #sleeplessdomain
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PG Robertson retweeted
My hope is that May wins her confidence vote 52:48 and concludes that the will of the Party must therefore be the absolute opposite of what the 48 wanted and withdraws A50, causing the ERG to retreat into a leathery private club to console themselves with a game of soggy biscuit.
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I'm going to Enchanted Audley End. Check it out! universe.com/events/5b5addd1…
Concise yet poignant comment on the tragic state of affairs. #lfelc
Wondering why @Morrisons high juice squash is now leaving that nasty artificial-sweetener aftertaste? That would be the artificial sweetener in their new recipe. Gak. Spit.
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.@heidiallen75 As my MP please attend Tuesday’s #paradisepapers debate and ask the govt to clamp down on tax dodging
Confused in @Tesco: Pasta aisle for all your butter/cheese needs. Also meatball sauce. Not in sauce aisle of course.
Worth remembering that the only thing stopping British politics from tipping into this madness 5 years ago was Nick Clegg.
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PG Robertson retweeted
november: war is bad wear a poppy or you love fascists. december: war is good, support war or you love fascists. #rainyfascistisland
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What's worse than finding a worm in your broccoli? #HalfAWorm @Morrisons
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Come on, stealth mountain: let's have a sneak peak at you
Writing words is fun. Reading what you've written... less so.
What to do when engineering loses its lustre?